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clavus 06-12-2003 05:04 PM

high-speed booger problem
 
Don’t you hate it when you are driving 80 mph and your nose kind of itches, so you pick at it, not PICK IT, but just kind pick at the edge of your nostril with your thumb without even thinking about what you are doing, and you get a little bit of old, dried booger, like just a LITTLE flake of booger, and you begin to remove the little, tiny, booger-flake but then you feel a sensation like the entire contents of your head are connected to this booger flake, and its too late to stop pulling the booger out, and a huge, I MEAN HUGE booger slides out of your nasal cavity and your eyes kind of sink back into your head from the pressure change, but then all the air that rushes in to fill the void left by the mega-booger pushes them back into their sockets, and then you have this banana-slug of a booger draped over your thumb and back of your hand and down your wrist, but you are driving fucking 80mph and you are wearing a suit and don’t have a tissue so you don’t know what to do with this sudden appearance of the King of All Boogers on your hand, so you roll down the window and hope that the wind will blow it off you, but the booger doesn’t cooperate and ends up imbedded in the sleeve of your suit jacket?

Fuck. I hate that.

spectre 06-12-2003 05:09 PM

Can't say that's ever happened to me.

HockeyGuy 06-12-2003 05:15 PM

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...sorry mate what was that about?

krwlz 06-12-2003 06:53 PM

I have had similar situations happen to me...but I have wicked allergies, so I always carry kleenex....

Kllr Wolf 06-12-2003 06:59 PM

very funny story cant say it has happened to me

Cynthetiq 06-12-2003 07:15 PM

damn... nope never had it happen

MSD 06-12-2003 08:32 PM

Best. Thread title. Ever.

rogue49 06-12-2003 08:34 PM

Kind of sounds like my life.:)

gibber71 06-12-2003 08:37 PM

Ha ha hah,..fucking hilarious,,..and yeah I do know what you mean,minus the suit.

KeyserSoze 06-12-2003 10:43 PM

Re: high-speed booger problem
 
Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Don’t you hate it when you are driving 80 mph

Where in the hell can you drive 80 mph in Northern California??


Shit, down here in LA we can't get going fast enough to blow one off let alone pick our nose without someone seeing you because you can ONLY GO 5 FUKIN MILES AN HOUR....IF THAT!!

Bill O'Rights 06-13-2003 04:36 AM

Uhh...sorry, no. Can't say as that has ever happened to me. On the bright side though, you've brought a chuckle to start out my day on the right foot. Kudos for that. :)

Daval 06-13-2003 04:37 AM

ummm.....ok

platypus 06-13-2003 05:44 AM

Better to end up in the sleave of your suit jacket than plastered across your face. Gotta be careful of that wind turbulance in an open window at 80mph.

Peetster 06-13-2003 06:00 AM

Funny description. Thanks!

clavus 06-13-2003 08:23 AM

Re: Re: high-speed booger problem
 
Quote:

Originally posted by KeyserSoze
Where in the hell can you drive 80 mph in Northern California??

They don't call it "I-80" for nothing. Just follow the trail of giant boogers.

Bill O'Rights 06-13-2003 09:23 AM

Re: Re: Re: high-speed booger problem
 
Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
They don't call it "I-80" for nothing. Just follow the trail of giant boogers.
O.K...I'm gonna be stuck with <b>that</b> mental image for the rest of the day. :lol:

Empty_One 06-13-2003 09:35 AM

heh, thanks, my boss is trying to figure out what the hell I'm laughing at. I can't jsut tell him booger stories, now can I.

I have to agree though, that tingly sensation is quite odd.

viveleroi0 06-13-2003 01:17 PM

that was frickin awesome... that should be in the humor section

YourNeverThere 06-13-2003 01:35 PM

that was very bazarre

Andric 06-13-2003 01:58 PM

Dude, that was really funny. I've never had that happen to me on the I-road, but once, long ago, there was a thunderstorm brewing, and I went to unplug my playstation. When I bent over, a booger shaped like a pencil eraser just fell out of my nostril. No picking or blowing, no coersion at all. It just fell out as I bent over and landed on my forearm. True story.

raeanna74 06-13-2003 02:15 PM

Re: Re: high-speed booger problem
 
Quote:

Originally posted by KeyserSoze
Where in the hell can you drive 80 mph in Northern California??


Shit, down here in LA we can't get going fast enough to blow one off let alone pick our nose without someone seeing you because you can ONLY GO 5 FUKIN MILES AN HOUR....IF THAT!!


Man you gotta move to Wisconsin. A "Traffic Jam" here is when the two factories in town let out at the same time and it takes you 20 min instead of 10 to get from one end of town to the other. And talking about driving 80? I'm not saying I drove but I have ridden in a car going 110 on our highways and even backroads. It's easy. Traffic? What's that?

As to the booger? That was hilarious. I have allergies and know the scenerio all too well. Ever tried paper instead of kleenex? I have. It actually semi-works gotta be careful about THAT papercut though.

thenewguy 06-13-2003 03:53 PM

The bottom of your shoe. Damnit man, it's the only place to deposit a juicy booger. Especially one with roots up in your cortex.

rainincarnate 06-13-2003 04:24 PM

Hmmm after discussing this with my friend for 15 mins youre options are stopping and flicking it in the car (and waiting for the satisfying click) or putting it in your mouth (which seems to be quite a popular option in britain).............. your choice

Coppertop 07-12-2005 09:00 AM

That is the best sentence I have ever read.

JStrider 07-12-2005 08:27 PM

lol... i know exactly what your talking about!

that feeling when the booger is connected way up into your head is soo weird....

Daniel_ 07-13-2005 07:08 AM

Babywipes are your friend. ;)

Trust me.

There are other times that they are handy too

<wanders off whistling and looking coy>

JustJess 07-13-2005 07:12 AM

Depends on how big it is. Sometimes, you have to keep it for a little while until you find a safe way to get rid of it. High speed window drops can be dangerous - half the time, the damn thing flies back in and ruins your clothes for the day (and let's hope you even notice it's there. *sigh*)
Totally have that problem. Yep.

quadro2000 07-13-2005 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop
That is the best sentence I have ever read.

Here's what I really want to know. What the hell were you searching for that brought up this thread from over two years ago?

Elphaba 07-13-2005 09:10 AM

Blame it on the "obsessive librarian" :)

Bill O'Rights 07-13-2005 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quadro2000
What the hell were you searching for that brought up this thread from over two years ago?

Doh! I saw that I had replied to this thread...twice. Yet, for the life of me, I couldn't remember it. Then I looked at the year. Thanks for the heads up, there. ;)

StormBerlin 07-13-2005 10:55 AM

HAHAHAHA! Thanks Clavus, I needed that :) And no, that's never happened to me.


edit: jesus, i didn't realize how old this thread was....

FngKestrel 07-13-2005 11:00 AM

How did I miss this clavus (nose) gem? :lol:

Redlemon 07-13-2005 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphaba
Blame it on the "obsessive librarian" :)

*whistles, tries to look innocent, fails*

Coppertop 07-13-2005 11:18 AM

Yes, Redlemon was the one responsible. I read every thread in his unofficial clavus listing. There's some comedy gold in there.

Daknjak 07-30-2005 09:00 AM

I have definitely had that happen. It's like the boogers farther up see that there is someone escaping, so they all grab on and yell "Freedom!"

In the cold weather states (Wisconsin for me) you go outside when it is like 20 below zero, and you take a sniff of the cold air, and your boogers actually freeze up instantly. Feels like you got little pebbles up your schnozola. You could pick em' but remember, those nose hairs are froze right inside em'.

little_tippler 08-01-2005 03:45 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: another Clavus masterpiece!

Zeraph 08-01-2005 09:42 AM

Heh, odd when old threads appear. Havn't read this clavus story before though so,. Can't say that's happened to me though.


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