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sky_driver · 03-29-2007, 10:47 AM

Uh ho

The_Jazz · 03-29-2007, 10:49 AM

How do you dent plastic?

Giant Hamburger · 03-29-2007, 11:30 AM

Maybe this is the only way she can get you to communicate with her.

spectre · 03-29-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

How do you dent plastic?

The plastic bumpers do dent pretty easily. You drive in Chicago, take a look at the bumpers of other cars as you're driving home and you'll see. There are quite a few that are dented up in this city.

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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Maybe this is the only way she can get you to communicate with her.

Can't.... stop....... laughing.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-29-2007, 11:42 AM

Upset leads to growth, OP. Pop out the dent and paint it if you have to. GH's wonderment seems most on-track.

Dilbert1234567 · 03-29-2007, 11:52 AM

spanking?

braisler · 03-29-2007, 11:56 AM

It's just a car, dude. Even the nicest car eventually gets scrapes and bumps if you use it at all. Let go of being upset over it.

flat5 · 03-29-2007, 01:56 PM

Enjoy what you have. Nobody was hurt.

flstf · 03-29-2007, 02:15 PM

Nothing wrong with being upset that your wife had an accident. Probably not a good idea to be upset with her though.

analog · 03-29-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by braisler

It's just a car, dude. Even the nicest car eventually gets scrapes and bumps if you use it at all. Let go of being upset over it.

Not if you know how to drive. (barring being backed into by someone else... just hope you have a metal bumper

)

Hektore · 03-29-2007, 02:47 PM

If she does this a lot, and it's always her fault or as a result of her being careless, I think he has a right to be a little upset with her. Cars aren't trivial investments, nor is carelessness something to be ignored. Sure it was small this time, but what about next time? Might not be so lucky.

Destrox · 03-29-2007, 03:19 PM

From how it sounds, I too would be upset if my wife has a bit of a habbit of backing into things or other minor accidents.

Some people just cant drive, its that simple.

And to say its just a car? Sorry but life is more complicated than to just brush off $20,000+ dollars as if its nothing.

I get highly upset is some asshole dents/scratches my truck. And I will take it to the furthest extent I cant to get it fixed/paid for. I paid hard earned money for it, and it will be taken care of.

Lady Sage · 03-29-2007, 04:21 PM

A dent is a far cry from a car being totalled. Recently someone backed into my car while I was parked and sitting in it. I just started laughing.

There are so many worse things. So my car has a battle scar, so what? I am fine, no one was hurt and there isnt even a claim on my insurance.

I told the guy to go on about his merry way and have a better day.

Call me crazy.

sky_driver · 03-30-2007, 04:27 AM

Good advise everyone. The damage was not that bad, at least I got a blowjob when I got home.

The_Jazz · 03-30-2007, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sky_driver

Good advise everyone. The damage was not that bad, at least I got a blowjob when I got home.

Now that's communication!

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-30-2007, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Sage

A dent is a far cry from a car being totalled. Recently someone backed into my car while I was parked and sitting in it. I just started laughing.

There are so many worse things. So my car has a battle scar, so what? I am fine, no one was hurt and there isnt even a claim on my insurance.

I told the guy to go on about his merry way and have a better day.

Call me crazy.

Crazy/beautiful.

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Originally Posted by sky_driver

Good advise everyone. The damage was not that bad, at least I got a blowjob when I got home.

When the teenagers were learning to drive...& what The_Jazz said, you lucky sod.

Jinn · 03-30-2007, 06:59 AM

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A dent is a far cry from a car being totalled. Recently someone backed into my car while I was parked and sitting in it. I just started laughing.

There are so many worse things. So my car has a battle scar, so what? I am fine, no one was hurt and there isnt even a claim on my insurance.

I told the guy to go on about his merry way and have a better day.

Call me crazy.

Okay. I'll take the bait. You're crazy.

Unless the damage was very minor (<100), I don't like to let strangers walk all over me in such a manner.

DaElf · 03-30-2007, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Sage

A dent is a far cry from a car being totalled. Recently someone backed into my car while I was parked and sitting in it. I just started laughing.

There are so many worse things. So my car has a battle scar, so what? I am fine, no one was hurt and there isnt even a claim on my insurance.

I told the guy to go on about his merry way and have a better day.

Call me crazy.

Crazy/Beautiful indeed

I thought this thread was going to be about cheating (which would be weird for general discussion.) Being in a comparative mind set when I read that it was a ding on a car it seemed almost laughable to be upset about it.

Jinnkai: I think women tend to be less aggressive when defending their territory/pride.

mandy · 03-30-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DaElf

Jinnkai: I think women tend to be less aggressive when defending their territory/pride.

I beg to differ! had it been my car that someone backed into, I most probably woulda got out and shouted a little...ok, a lot, and then i woulda made him/her pay for the damage.

but also, woulda been glad that I nor he/she or anyone else got seriously hurt.

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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Maybe this is the only way she can get you to communicate with her.

my good grief...i had a great laugh at that one...in fact, i'm still giggling

Commander · 04-29-2007, 01:59 PM

I think you need to give her a good whipping on her ass and then fuck her!!

World's King · 04-29-2007, 02:52 PM

I too have a habit of running into things. I blame it on the fact that I go from riding my tiny scooter to driving my massive Jeep. I some times forget just how big the Jeep is.

But now that I think about it. I've been in just as many accidents on my scooter as I have in my Jeep.

shakran · 04-29-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Sage

Call me crazy.

You're not crazy - you just happen to not care much how your car looks. That's fine, but I'm sure that there is SOME possession you have that you DO care very much about. You'd be pissed if someone carelessly damaged it. Some people are that way about their cars, and that's understandable too.

analog · 04-29-2007, 10:23 PM

Just wanted to chime in with something additional...

There are no such things as "accidents", there is only operator error.

shakran · 04-30-2007, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by analog

Just wanted to chime in with something additional...

There are no such things as "accidents", there is only operator error.

Yup. Good point. Unless it's caused by equipment failure or "act of God" as the insurance companies put it (a rock dropping from a cliff onto your car would qualify), the idea that a traffic "accident" is an accident is stupid. They're almost always caused by inattentive or careless driving, and this one's no different. Sky's wife either wasn't paying attention or hasn't bothered to learn the dimensions of the car - -either way, it's a choice that she made and therefore is not an accident.

Dilbert1234567 · 04-30-2007, 08:00 AM

act of gods aren't that hard... i had a USP manager tell me that the a driver dropping my package off at the wrong house is an act of god.

warrrreagl · 04-30-2007, 08:02 AM

Hug her and tell her you love her.

Dilbert1234567 · 04-30-2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by warrrreagl

Hug her and tell her you love her.

quoted for truth

MSD · 04-30-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shakran

Yup. Good point. Unless it's caused by equipment failure or "act of God" as the insurance companies put it (a rock dropping from a cliff onto your car would qualify), the idea that a traffic "accident" is an accident is stupid.

Reminds me of something a trucker told me: if a truck kicks up gravel and damages your car, it isn't their fault. If something falls off the roof and damages your car, they pay for it. Any damage caused by a commercial truck should be reported as having been caused by debris falling off the roof.

surferlove007 · 04-30-2007, 06:13 PM

My car has been hit three times since moving to Lubbock. First it happened in one of the dorm parking lots, someone must have been backing out and turning too sharp and hit my bumper and scratched and dented my fiberglass bumper.
Then I was at the airport, ok people lets think this through, the AIRPORT, and I was looking for a spot on the ground level close to the terminal behind a red truck and suddenly this guy kicks it in park and then in reverse without even looking at his mirrors. BAM. He backs right into me. Of course there was someone on my ass so I couldn't back up, and I was just in shock. My flight was leaving in 45 mins so I told him to go and piss off. Unacceptable.
Stupid Lubbock drivers. If I ever catch someone hitting my car I'm going to sue my little heart out. My patience for little bumps has ended.
Oh and the worst was when I was in the Target parking lot, someone backed into my driver side wheel area on the back. WTF! I drive a fucking beetle! It's 2 inches long, are they serious?!
So yea I won't tolerate bumps. People need to be careful.

03-29-2007, 10:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
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03-29-2007, 10:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	How do you dent plastic? __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

03-29-2007, 11:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Upset leads to growth, OP. Pop out the dent and paint it if you have to. GH's wonderment seems most on-track. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-29-2007, 11:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	spanking? __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

03-29-2007, 11:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
braisler Addict Location: Midway, KY	It's just a car, dude. Even the nicest car eventually gets scrapes and bumps if you use it at all. Let go of being upset over it. __________________ --- You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein ---

03-29-2007, 11:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Maybe this is the only way she can get you to communicate with her.

03-29-2007, 01:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Enjoy what you have. Nobody was hurt.

03-29-2007, 02:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
flstf Easy Rider Location: Moscow on the Ohio	Nothing wrong with being upset that your wife had an accident. Probably not a good idea to be upset with her though.

03-29-2007, 02:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Hektore Junkie Location: Greater Harrisburg Area	If she does this a lot, and it's always her fault or as a result of her being careless, I think he has a right to be a little upset with her. Cars aren't trivial investments, nor is carelessness something to be ignored. Sure it was small this time, but what about next time? Might not be so lucky. __________________ The advantage law is the best law in rugby, because it lets you ignore all the others for the good of the game.

03-29-2007, 03:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	From how it sounds, I too would be upset if my wife has a bit of a habbit of backing into things or other minor accidents. Some people just cant drive, its that simple. And to say its just a car? Sorry but life is more complicated than to just brush off $20,000+ dollars as if its nothing. I get highly upset is some asshole dents/scratches my truck. And I will take it to the furthest extent I cant to get it fixed/paid for. I paid hard earned money for it, and it will be taken care of. __________________ You bore me.... next.

03-29-2007, 04:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	A dent is a far cry from a car being totalled. Recently someone backed into my car while I was parked and sitting in it. I just started laughing. There are so many worse things. So my car has a battle scar, so what? I am fine, no one was hurt and there isnt even a claim on my insurance. I told the guy to go on about his merry way and have a better day. Call me crazy. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

03-30-2007, 04:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	Good advise everyone. The damage was not that bad, at least I got a blowjob when I got home.

04-29-2007, 01:59 PM	#20 (permalink)
Commander Banned Location: Nunyabiz.	I think you need to give her a good whipping on her ass and then fuck her!!

04-29-2007, 02:52 PM	#21 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I too have a habit of running into things. I blame it on the fact that I go from riding my tiny scooter to driving my massive Jeep. I some times forget just how big the Jeep is. But now that I think about it. I've been in just as many accidents on my scooter as I have in my Jeep. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-29-2007, 10:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
analog Banned	Just wanted to chime in with something additional... There are no such things as "accidents", there is only operator error.

04-30-2007, 08:00 AM	#25 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	act of gods aren't that hard... i had a USP manager tell me that the a driver dropping my package off at the wrong house is an act of god. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

04-30-2007, 08:02 AM	#26 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Hug her and tell her you love her. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-30-2007, 06:13 PM	#29 (permalink)
surferlove007 Junkie	My car has been hit three times since moving to Lubbock. First it happened in one of the dorm parking lots, someone must have been backing out and turning too sharp and hit my bumper and scratched and dented my fiberglass bumper. Then I was at the airport, ok people lets think this through, the AIRPORT, and I was looking for a spot on the ground level close to the terminal behind a red truck and suddenly this guy kicks it in park and then in reverse without even looking at his mirrors. BAM. He backs right into me. Of course there was someone on my ass so I couldn't back up, and I was just in shock. My flight was leaving in 45 mins so I told him to go and piss off. Unacceptable. Stupid Lubbock drivers. If I ever catch someone hitting my car I'm going to sue my little heart out. My patience for little bumps has ended. Oh and the worst was when I was in the Target parking lot, someone backed into my driver side wheel area on the back. WTF! I drive a fucking beetle! It's 2 inches long, are they serious?! So yea I won't tolerate bumps. People need to be careful.