mixedmedia

These may not be inexplicable...sometimes it's a thin line.

But I think Colin Firth and Daniel Day Lewis are very sexy.

oh, and how can I forget the most formative crush of my youth, Tim Curry.

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little_tippler

Ah yes, Mr. Darcy of course! I do think there's a magnetism about him, but he's not overtly sexy somehow.

I have to add Jack Black to my list.

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In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
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Sultana

little_tippler, you're three helpings of alright. I like your taste!

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MSD

Is she the one with the gigantic head?

Ourcrazymodern?

Tim Curry. (It's becoming clearer why my skirt was misbehaving)

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Toaster126

Rachel Weisz. Whenever I talk about my future ex-wife everyone thinks I'm crazy. I think I understand why I think she is sexy, though... I like the smart, cute, feisty ones. But it's "strange" so I'll throw it in here anyway.

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Sharon

Toaster, that's not inexplicable - Rachel Weisz is hot.

guthmund

I think it's the accent.

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Eeeraq

rodney dangerfield. pants down.

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hunnychile

YES!!! Jeff Goldblum is so damn hot! In a geeky/genius sort of way! He also has the midas touch.

I really like Jim Rome from ESPN i.e. Rome is Burning, too. Kinda strange because he can be an arrogant ass oft times. But he's hot in a "take command" way.

Top of my list is: David Krumholtz from the TV show "Numb3rs"...he plays Charlie Eppes the math genious who solves all the crimes for his dorky brother. Love that smart geek like Jewish look! He's got a sweet side too...

Next is: Yep, Silent Bob aka Kevin Smith....too bad he's happily married. He's got that chubby huggable teddy bear look that makes him approachable.

Oh and Not to Forget: yournamehere of tfp Fame. He's really handsome in a distinct Hollywood handsome way. Talented & creative like no one else. Nice thick beard too....yum.

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Astrocloud

Queen Latifah

eileenbunny

Jeff Goldblum

Sticky

- Samantha Bee. And if you got look at pics you don't see it but if yo watch a clip...
- amy poehler

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greytone

I don't find this in the least bit difficult to understand. She is my ideal of an ideal woman. She looks great, is upbeat, and seems to be fairly well rounded in her education. She turned down an easy career from her family and worked hard to reach the top in a career she chose because of her passion. Not to mention she likely has a great trust fund.

I also have to agree on the Sarah Silverman and girl from Mythbusters thing.

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mixedmedia

speaking of Daily Show correspondents....Steve Carell

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PrettyPoison

I'm extremely attracted to Joaquin phoenix, but he's hawt, so I guess that answer isn't strange, lol....I have to admit, I'm finding myself attracted to bill Clinton, lol...maybe cuz I know he's a freak, lol

The_Jazz

I could give a list of explicable sexy people, some of whom are on this board. Inexplicable, as of this morning, is more interesting, at least to me.

Candace Parker - I generally don't find athletes sexy while they're competing, but last night I had to shift uncomfortably in my chair when she put up 24 points and didn't play for over a quarter of the game. And looked great doing it.

Martha Stewart - I don't think she's physically attractive, but the way she's always in control and buttoned down makes her sexy in my mind.

Carol Marin - she can ask me tough questions any time!

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Bill O'Rights

I'm thinking that it'd be fun to stick it in, whisper in her ear that you're a Liberal...and hang on for dear life.

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Charlatan

Jazz... Martha. I am with you on that one.

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hiredgun

Samantha Bee and Uma Thurman, absolutely.

Also, and to my great shame, Ann Coulter :P. Although I think that was prompted by this site.

yelizaveta

How about Owen Wilson? he may be sexy to others also, but he's not really my usual type at all...
I don't usually go for caucasian features, so the issue is probably more that my tastes are unusual than that it's unusual to find Owen attractive.

mixedmedia

Had to resurrect this thread because I just recalled a dream last night in which I had sex with Jeremy Irons. And, no, I haven't watched Damage recently.

And he was fucking hot.

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alicat

Thanx Mixed, it felt too weird to resurrect my own thread. There have been so many people that I agree with and didn't think of (namely, Jeff Goldblum, if anyone care's, my favorite and slightly obscure film of his is "Mr. Frost").

MrSelfDestruct: No offense to anyone who finds her explicably sexy, but I agree with your comment about Giada De Laurentis. Not only do I think she has a big head, her grin that shows all of her teeth and gums as well as her high forehead and pinched nose turn me off and just bug me to no end (and I am a straight woman that does appreciate women sexually).

Hunnychile: I too think Jim Rome is hot (and yes, his attitude plays into it even though he can piss me off sometimes, though I like his attention to the NHL lately). He's not on anymore but my hubby got a little tiffed with how I drooled over Max Kellerman! I even have a little thing for "WillyBuns" (Michael Wilbon from "PTI").

Ali

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Lord Snooty

If I might be allowed to ask,
am I alone in a curious hankering for Ginger from Gilligans Island, or would Mary Ann be considered a more respectable crush?

fresnelly

CNN's Jeanie Mose.

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Charlatan

I don't think either of them are inexplicable... they were fodder for wet dreams across America.

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KellyC

Stephen Chow and Jim Carry. Both are funny and terrific actors. I'd gladly be sandwiched by them if I were a girl.

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pan6467

Jamie Lee Curtis, Geena Davis, Queen Latifah, Dana Delaney, Sela Ward, Jessica Lange, Meryl Streep, ..... strong, very intelligent women that also have a sense of humor.

There's more but those are the big ones.

Of course none hold a candle to my Lady Sage.

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BadNick

ahhh, so many I hate to narrow it down. But a couple of people that fit this "perhaps somewhat oddly sexy" theme for me:

Christian Amanpour ...damn she's hot and gutsy

Nigella Lawson ...the cook lady, hhhmmmmm yummy

Willravel

I second that strongly. Funny, intelligent, beautiful, talented, a good mother...wait why is this inexplicable?

StellaLuna

Sam freakin' Waterston. Maybe it's the crazy eyebrows, I just don't know.

Ourcrazymodern?

David Bowie

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Poppinjay

I'm going to confirm the Samantha Bee thing, not because I'm so hot for her, but because I get it. And she is hot. Other comic chicks that I lust after include Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, of course Tina Fey, Tina Fey, Tina Fey, Tina Fey, Janeane Garofalo, and Tina Fey.

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Laugh-O-Matic

James Bond.

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Willravel

Why thank you.

Poppinjay

you ho.

Excuse me, I mean smooth headed ho.

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Sticky

Christa Miller - Unbelieveably so, especially on the Drew Carey show
Sarah Harmer - I just saw her a couple of nights ago in in The End of Silence.

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Derwood

Laurie Berkner. Anyone who has the cable channel "Noggin" (and a kid or three) knows who i'm talking about

ItWasMe

Drew Carey.

Bob the Builder. There's just something about a man who is good with tools and machinery.

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Sticky

They just changed Bob's voice. Who do they think they are fooling?

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