dlish

hey guys.. i got this email today, thought id share it with you guys..

apparently ive won nearly 800,000 bucks (US dollars of course..but id rather get paid in aussie dollars cos its nearly a million) in an email competition.

on first thought, i was gonna just delete the email, but i thought what the heck ill just open it ( i know its silly of me).. so i did, and i read it with a big..yeah right!..then i thought hmm..maybe..what if..then i said..nah if its too good to be true, it is!

so anyways, i thought what the hell, ill post it here and see what you guys think and if you have heard of such a scam...

of course i just had to reply..but here is the email and my reply. ive taken out the details in the email.



Scientific Email Internet Award Winner !!!
International Email Address Prize


Dear Sir/Madam,


We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held on 7th Febuary 2007. This is a Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; Meaning, you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email account have been picked as one of the ten winning email address in 2007.Therefore you have been approve f or the star prize of US $787:000:00 (Seven Hundred And Eighty Seven Thousand United
State Dollars Only). With the underlisted winning details:-

Ref No:-
Ticket No:-
Lucky No:-
Serial No: -

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies to promote the use of internet around the world.

To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings
******************** ****** ** **********************************************************
Mr

Madrid -Spain.
Email:
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Please quote your reference, batch and winning number s whi ch a s wel l your full name, address and telephone number .We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarrant ed takin g advantage of this programme by non -partici pant or unofficial personnel.


Note, All winnings must be claimed within 30 days from this notification otherwise all funds will be returned as Unc lai med .

Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!

Best Regards.

Mrs.
Program Codinator.




heres my reply.....




Hi There.



how do i claim the money? and is there a catch to winning this money?



Thank you. please reply ASAP, im so excited!!!!!!



God bless your eyes




let me know what you guys think

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Tigerlily

this could be fun

Vincentt

Why do they go so high with the winnings?

Like if they were like, "you won $500", it would be easier to swallow.

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Mark23

You're rich!

healer

I'd reply in a second - you really have nothing to lose.

Except if they start spamming your mailbox like crazy.

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Lasereth

If anyone ever won anything legitly on the Internet you will never be contacted by <I>e-mail</I> to claim your prize. A phone call or real piece of mail is almost guaranteed. Trusting any important news over a standard, non-secured e-mail address is unlikely at best in today's world.

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dlish

ok, so i did a google search andit looks like a scam. but i wan to have some fun with these guys..anyone have any ideas on what you think i should do? ive read the 419eater.com websites and they are a total crackup, though im a busy person so i dont have a lot of time to waste on this sort of thing, but im dedicated to spending at least half an hour a day to play mind games with someone from spain or nigeria or wherever the hell they are.

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ngdawg

Be brief, naive and seem excited. Dumb names are always good for a chuckle. U.R. Fulovitz, Heywood Jablome, I. Will Cumminmouth, etc... Let them lead-you'll know what to do. Have fun!

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Brewmaniac

This sounds like fun!

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dlish

ok guys

ive sent anotehr email to anotehr email they had given.. ive thrown out the bait, now lets wait for a bite.. heres my email i just sent to them.

thanks for the tip NG.. as you guys know, im male... my sign off name i used was Miss Elie Ayri (for those that dont know arabic..its "suck my cock" in arabic.

cant wait to have a bit of fun here. ill post all our correspondance here so you guys can stay posted. keep the ideas coming along.



Hi there!



wow i cant believe ive won! i'm gonna be rich thanks to you. i don't even know how it happened! must be the lucky stars or something, but i had a dream last week that i won the lottery and it must have come true. THANK YOU!



how can i get my winnings? please let me know as soon as possible so i can get my hand on some $. how long will it take to recieve the money? i am in a bit of financial difficulty at the moment, so this is a bit of fresh air.. god bless your eyes.



please reply as soon as possible!

Love Always



Miss Elie Ayri

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Sharon

There are a couple of website communities out there of people who specifically set out to waste these people's time... might want to take a look at those.

Marvelous Marv

Can we have a phonetic pronunciation of that?

Personally, I've always liked using the name Hugh G. Rexion.

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dlish

Marv,

phonetically speaking...

Miss Elie Ayri -----> Miselli Ayri

with the Miselli meaning "suck my" and Ayri is obviously "my cock"

ok heres their reply to my email.. very formal, but hopefuly we can change that. what do you guys think? im not comfortable scanning my own drivers license. iw ill need to scan and photoshop my current australian drivers license, or i can just see if i can get one off the net. anyone have any leads on obtaining fake drivers licenses?







Nacional Seguros S.L ,
Avenida De Maeztu 97,
28040 Madrid Espana.
TEL:+34 664 170 816
FAX:+34 911 814 178
Dear Winner,

Congratulations from members of our staff, This is to acknowledge your email with request to file for your winning prize.

Firstly, our ultimate aim is to ensure that the Prime Winner receive his/her winning prize. You are required to fill the CLAIM / PROCESSING FORM in capital letters and return back to this office via Fax No: +34 911 814 178 or Scan Email Attachment for verification from the Lottery Company along with your photocopy of identification.

Secondly, when you have been fully confirm as the Prime Winner after verification excerise from the Lottery Company we will start the processing of your claim We will obtain your Award winning certificate which present you as the prime winner of the lottery program from the Spanish Lottery Board.

Also in accordance with the Spainsh Lottery Act 2004 on payment of International Lottery Program since after March 11,2004 Madrid Bomb incident your Award winning certifiate must be Notarize in the Municipal Court here in Madrid -Spain and the court will issue the Approved Legal Clearance Certificate which will enable the paying office effect swift payment of your winning prize into your nominated bank account.

The processing of your claims will be completed in three - four working days and subsequently you will receive your winning prize . You are advice to complete the forms in capital letters and return to us to enable us verify and commence processing of your winning prize.

Your winning prize is covered with an INSURANCE POLICY which is in accordance with article 34b subsections 132 of the European Union Lottery regulations as amended in the 1996 constitution this is to protect the Prime Winner of his / her claims and to avoid misappropriation of the funds.

Be assured that in line with our principles of efficiency, transparency, we will handle all verification with the highest level of professionalism and discretion to ensure you receive your winning prize within shortest possible time.

You are advice to call Mr.Joseph Botin, Director of Foreign Affairs of this office on his direct telephone number +34 664 170 816 as soon as you return the Claim / Processing Form through email attachment or to the above fax number for comfirmation.


Kindly complet this form with your personal information which must includ your full information,

APPOINTED AGENT-----NACIONAL SEGUROS S.L

1) Your full name(Surname) ............................................................OtherNames.............................................

2,City/Country...........................Nationality:................................ Sex: .........................

3) Phone...................... fax .....................and mobile ..................................

4) Position ,Address And Date of Brith.

5) Profession, age and marital status.

6,Next oF Kin...........................Sex.....................

Winning Email Address..........................................

AMOUNT WON
In Figures:....................... .
In Words:...........................
Lottery Ref No.:..................
Lucky No.:.....................
Lottery Date: ..................
Batch No----------------
Ticket No---------------
Serial No.......................

5) A scanned copy of your int'l p/port/Drivers license for identification.
Please Send me an e-mail via of our office email address:nacionalseguros@aim.com as soon as you receive this letter for further more clarification.
Once again congratulations!!!

Best regards,
Mrs Rosalia Perez.
(Claim Dept. Sec).

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Brewmaniac

dlishsguy, that's sucking them in. Keep it up, they won't see what's coming.

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Tigerlily

Yeah, definitely don't be scanning your license! Tell them you can't afford a scanner or a fax until you have your winnings

ShaniFaye

complete the form in all capital letters? strange lol

love that their email is at aim.com hehehehehehe

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Crack

Oh man... Oh man. A homage, how cute! hehe

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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pig

soo....credit card scam?

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Yakk

Use photoshop, or other image editing tools, to create a driver's licence.

It shouldn't look like a real driver's licence, it should just look semi-official. Do not use any numbers or letters from your real licence.

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Jinn

I've er... got a blank New Jersey one if you need it..

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Ourcrazymodern?

When this happened to me, quite some time ago, I found 33 pages of names and addresses of these thieves, for lack of a better word. A wide-spread scam, getting worse, and as others have said, a lot more spams come out of responding.

Chupa MiGallo - heh.

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Crack

Tell him your name is Mugu Muguferson

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dlish

crack, your the master! i salute you..hahaha

heres my reply.. the adress is incorrect..its the salvation army...but ive got a plan in mind.. but just waiting to see how this churns out first.

oh..and btw, Baydotiwa Ayri is my sisters name of course... basically suck my balls and cock...just throught id throw that in to keep you guys informed




to dear Mrs Rosalia Perez. (Claim Dept. Sec).

i cannot express how much thanks i have given to you since i recieved your email. it realy is from god that you have come to my help at such a time that i needed some help.. god bless your eyes once again. as i mentioned aearlier i was going through some financial difficulties due to my divorce from my husband. i have lost my estate worth millions (left to me by my father who recieved it from 5 generations of Ayri's.) and children to the man i once loved, but all is looking good in the courts and we should be recieving a favourable judgement pretty soon i think. all men are bastards, im sure u can agree!

i have tried to fill this out as much as i could. please let me know if this is ok or if you need further information. could you please tell me when i would be able to collect the money. would that be cash or cheque?

1) Your full name(Surname) Ayri
Other Names: Miss Elie Muguferson

2,City/Country Sydney Australia
Nationality: Australian
Sex: Female

3) Phone: i dont have one but i could give you a friend that i trust with my life's number
fax: Sorry i dont have one
and mobile: Sorry i dont have one, but i do have a free email account with hotmail if you would like

4) Position: domestic social services engineer ,Address: 42 Raymond Street Bankstown NSW 2200
And Date of Brith: 18/1/78

5) Profession: unemployed,
age 29
and marital status divorced with 4 children

6,Next oF Kin: my sister: Miss Baydotiwa Ayri Sex: female

Winning Email Address: Nabooleh@hotmail.com

AMOUNT WON
In Figures$787:000:00
In WordsSeven Hundred And Eighty Seven Thousand United State Dollars Only).
Lottery Ref No.EMSL/2007/Feb.
Lucky No.: 07-1 3-31.54- 640
Lottery Date: 7th february
Batch No: sorry i dont know what a batch number is
Ticket No: WMT/1800/806

Serial No: MUO TI/82536

5) A scanned copy of your int'l p/port/Drivers license for identification. sory i dont have a drivers license or a passport. i have never been out of australia and have never had the need for a passport. i dont drive because i drive a mototrised bike for the past 10 years that does not require a license here in sydney.


Thank you once again, god bless your eyes

Elie

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Vinrej

I know this is almost 3 years ago but I just wanna know how did it turn out. Did they email back?

dlish

they never emailed back.

i guess they get to go on a lot of goose chases. i even tried emailing them numerous times but with no response.

would love to have another crack at it though

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Xerxys

Ohh man this made me lol!