02-01-2007, 01:08 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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I rule with an iron fist
and I use my other hand to masturbate.
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02-01-2007, 01:53 PM | #3 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Just...don't forget which hand is which.
Either way...highly unpleasant.
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02-01-2007, 03:57 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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Im in a really bad mood today and ready to cuss anyone out
but ordinarily Im a sassy little ray of sunshine.....
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! Last edited by ShaniFaye; 02-01-2007 at 04:01 PM.. |
02-01-2007, 05:09 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Metal and Rock 4 Life
Location: Phoenix
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I appear to be an asshole to oversensitive people because I don't 'dilly dally' around PC bullshit or lie to make others feel better.
and I love being in small social settings with friends.
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02-02-2007, 02:07 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Too Awesome for Aardvarks
Location: Angloland
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I'm easy for others to confuse, but i also confuse others easily.
I am also thirsty and hungry *takes a drink* now i'm hungry.
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02-02-2007, 02:33 AM | #11 (permalink) | ||
Insensative Fuck.
Location: Boon towns of Ohio
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hate to see the aftermath of ruling with masturbation...
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02-02-2007, 04:04 AM | #13 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Is there a reason behind that? The centre of attention thing? I hate public speaking for the same reason, but with my friends I'm ok. Quote:
Maybe people aren't as over sensitive as you think. Maybe you're just plain rude with no social graces, and completely unaware of your impact on other people... that doesn't make them over-sensitive, just compassionate and you an arsehole. Oops... . Quote:
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02-02-2007, 05:09 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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And just why, do you suppose, that Swiss cheese has all of those holes? Hey! Anybody up for a grilled ham and swiss sandwich?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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02-02-2007, 07:06 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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Don't date anyone on the TFP, but if you do and the arse falls out of it,
resist the urge to engage in sniper activity. Even if it feels REALLY good. You'll get a warning. Try to be a good kitty.
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02-02-2007, 07:19 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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Location: Ohio! yay!
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indeed. I once drank a small bowl of nacho cheese with a straw for 5 dollars. I'll do anything for 5 dollars.... a..ni...tha..hin!
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02-02-2007, 07:43 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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I've got a fiver. C'mere.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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02-02-2007, 08:24 AM | #22 (permalink) | |
Devils Cabana Boy
Location: Central Coast CA
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but something about me... i spend about 12 hours a day in front of a computer.
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02-02-2007, 08:35 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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Yea, don't date, but if anyone mentions the word 'party', ask where and when...
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02-02-2007, 01:00 PM | #25 (permalink) | |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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02-02-2007, 01:08 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
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Location: Chicago
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02-02-2007, 01:22 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Falling Angel
Location: L.A. L.A. land
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I am pretty darn sick right now. And I'm still at work.
I hate it when sick people refuse to take sick time off. I hate that I get only 5 sick days a year, and often put others at risk of getting sick so I don't go over that. Normally though, I'm pretty upbeat.
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02-02-2007, 01:54 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
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02-02-2007, 01:59 PM | #29 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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/me can usually come up with a song lyric in response to just about any topic...hence the a/k/a "uncle mystro..." (fly can't spell "maestro...")
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02-02-2007, 02:03 PM | #30 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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02-02-2007, 02:11 PM | #31 (permalink) | ||
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Location: Australia
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02-02-2007, 02:21 PM | #32 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Yes, we have no bananas
written By: Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923) There's a fruit store on our street It's run by a Greek. And he keeps good things to eat But you should hear him speak! When you ask him anything, he never answers "no". He just "yes"es you to death, And as he takes your dough, he tells you... "Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!! We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions And all kinds of fruit and say We have an old fashioned toMAHto A Long Island poTAHto, but Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!" Business got so good for him that he wrote home today, "Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away." When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet. Someone asked for "sparrow grass" and then the whole quartet All answered: "Yes, we have no bananas We have-a no bananas today. Just try those coconuts Those wall-nuts and doughnuts There ain't many nuts like they. We'll sell you two kinds of red herring, Dark brown, and ball-bearing. But yes, we have no bananas We have no bananas today."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
02-02-2007, 04:36 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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I'm a teacher in Chicago. So I spend most of my day with 26 crazy 6th graders that are usually trying to kick each other's asses.
When I'm not there I'm spending my down-time hanging out with my husband and/or friends, watching tv, or on the internet wasting time away until something more interesting comes up. I was once called the cheese in a weird proposition at a bar.
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02-02-2007, 09:07 PM | #35 (permalink) | ||
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02-03-2007, 01:21 PM | #36 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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02-05-2007, 06:16 AM | #38 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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well im down on your side of the globe, albeit a few hundred kms south in sydney!
banana prices seem to be coming down quite a bit now the more the merrier!
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02-05-2007, 10:31 AM | #39 (permalink) | |
In Transition
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02-05-2007, 11:17 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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Hold the salami?
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