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Vigilante · 08-02-2008, 10:20 PM

I've done this a few times. Outside has always been the best of course.

curiousbear · 11-09-2008, 04:40 PM

of course I do it all the time ... lucky not caught until now

dont mind even getting caught by grownup girls outside work!

Amaras · 11-09-2008, 07:13 PM

This thread just caused me to masturbate, that's how spontaneous I am.

RangerJoe · 11-09-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia

How about masturbating in your sleep? I've woken up with my hand between my legs going at it many times. *shrug* I dunno...old habits die hard.

Ah! I thought I was the only freak. =P I had an ex that would freak out because I ALWAYS masturbated in my sleep. He thought he wasn't pleasing me enough. I TOLD him I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't know I even did it until he told me. I apparently do it quite often.

Good to know that I'm not alone!

levite · 11-09-2008, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RangerJoe

Ah! I thought I was the only freak. =P I had an ex that would freak out because I ALWAYS masturbated in my sleep. He thought he wasn't pleasing me enough. I TOLD him I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't know I even did it until he told me. I apparently do it quite often.

Good to know that I'm not alone!

I have never done this, but I wish I would: it would save me a lot of time!

Also....

Thanks for an awesome mental picture....

MoonDog · 11-11-2008, 03:11 PM

I often retire to a private location at a moments notice whhen the urge strikes.
1) Car - CHECK
2) Office - CHECK
3) Shower - CHECk
4) Living Room - CHECK
5) Next to the sleeping wife - CHECK

I shall not continue for the sake of decorum...

MSD · 11-11-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Church

Damn, if that lady burst into flames from masturbating, she needs to lube up a little more. Thats some serious fire starting friction there...

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use more lube.

evilbeefchan · 11-12-2008, 04:29 AM

I would work weekends at the front desk, nobody every came in. I did quite often. Oh hey, I'm 15 minutes early! Oh hey, it's quitting time! Oh hey, it's Sunday! At this point it's Pavlovian.

streak_56 · 11-12-2008, 04:01 PM

I use to all the time but now that I work in the public sector, I really can't run to the bathroom and rub one off.

stonefaceddog · 11-12-2008, 04:23 PM

Once driving through rural Mississippi I got such an urge to rub one out I had to pull over and take care of business behnd a tree alongside the road. I have no idea why, but it was pretty intense.

murp0434 · 11-14-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

I think they do. My cat always gets off my lap and leaves the room whenever I start yanking.

If you are yanking with your cat on your lap, i think we're getting into a whole different topic....

skizziks · 11-14-2008, 05:50 PM

I once passed out drunk and woke up masturbating, is that spontaneous enough?

Xerxys · 03-01-2009, 06:11 PM

bump .........

LOL.

Teufel Hunden · 03-01-2009, 06:13 PM

Happens to me all the time.

08-02-2008, 10:20 PM	#81 (permalink)
Vigilante Broken Arrow Location: US	I've done this a few times. Outside has always been the best of course. __________________ We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill

11-09-2008, 07:13 PM	#83 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	This thread just caused me to masturbate, that's how spontaneous I am. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

11-09-2008, 04:40 PM	#82 (permalink)
curiousbear Addict Location: WA	of course I do it all the time ... lucky not caught until now dont mind even getting caught by grownup girls outside work!

11-11-2008, 03:11 PM	#86 (permalink)
MoonDog Psycho Location: Buffalo, New York	I often retire to a private location at a moments notice whhen the urge strikes. 1) Car - CHECK 2) Office - CHECK 3) Shower - CHECk 4) Living Room - CHECK 5) Next to the sleeping wife - CHECK I shall not continue for the sake of decorum...

11-12-2008, 04:29 AM	#88 (permalink)
evilbeefchan Addict Location: Alhambra, CA	I would work weekends at the front desk, nobody every came in. I did quite often. Oh hey, I'm 15 minutes early! Oh hey, it's quitting time! Oh hey, it's Sunday! At this point it's Pavlovian.

11-12-2008, 04:01 PM	#89 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	I use to all the time but now that I work in the public sector, I really can't run to the bathroom and rub one off.

11-12-2008, 04:23 PM	#90 (permalink)
stonefaceddog Upright Location: anywhere but here.	Once driving through rural Mississippi I got such an urge to rub one out I had to pull over and take care of business behnd a tree alongside the road. I have no idea why, but it was pretty intense.

11-14-2008, 05:50 PM	#92 (permalink)
skizziks Insane Location: out west	I once passed out drunk and woke up masturbating, is that spontaneous enough?

03-01-2009, 06:11 PM	#93 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	bump ......... LOL.

03-01-2009, 06:13 PM	#94 (permalink)
Teufel Hunden Upright Location: Lafayette, CO	Happens to me all the time.