Vigilante

I've done this a few times. Outside has always been the best of course.

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curiousbear

of course I do it all the time ... lucky not caught until now dont mind even getting caught by grownup girls outside work!

Amaras

This thread just caused me to masturbate, that's how spontaneous I am.

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RangerJoe

Ah! I thought I was the only freak. =P I had an ex that would freak out because I ALWAYS masturbated in my sleep. He thought he wasn't pleasing me enough. I TOLD him I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't know I even did it until he told me. I apparently do it quite often.

Good to know that I'm not alone!

levite

I have never done this, but I wish I would: it would save me a lot of time!

Also....

Thanks for an awesome mental picture....

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Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
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MoonDog

I often retire to a private location at a moments notice whhen the urge strikes.
1) Car - CHECK
2) Office - CHECK
3) Shower - CHECk
4) Living Room - CHECK
5) Next to the sleeping wife - CHECK

I shall not continue for the sake of decorum...

MSD

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use more lube.

evilbeefchan

I would work weekends at the front desk, nobody every came in. I did quite often. Oh hey, I'm 15 minutes early! Oh hey, it's quitting time! Oh hey, it's Sunday! At this point it's Pavlovian.

streak_56

I use to all the time but now that I work in the public sector, I really can't run to the bathroom and rub one off.

stonefaceddog

Once driving through rural Mississippi I got such an urge to rub one out I had to pull over and take care of business behnd a tree alongside the road. I have no idea why, but it was pretty intense.

murp0434

If you are yanking with your cat on your lap, i think we're getting into a whole different topic....

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skizziks

I once passed out drunk and woke up masturbating, is that spontaneous enough?

Xerxys

bump .........

LOL.

Teufel Hunden

Happens to me all the time.