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Vigilante 08-02-2008 10:20 PM
I've done this a few times. Outside has always been the best of course.

curiousbear 11-09-2008 04:40 PM
of course I do it all the time ... lucky not caught until now :) dont mind even getting caught by grownup girls outside work!

Amaras 11-09-2008 07:13 PM
This thread just caused me to masturbate, that's how spontaneous I am.

RangerJoe 11-09-2008 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2184244)
How about masturbating in your sleep? I've woken up with my hand between my legs going at it many times. *shrug* I dunno...old habits die hard. :p
Ah! I thought I was the only freak. =P I had an ex that would freak out because I ALWAYS masturbated in my sleep. He thought he wasn't pleasing me enough. I TOLD him I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't know I even did it until he told me. I apparently do it quite often.

Good to know that I'm not alone!

levite 11-09-2008 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RangerJoe (Post 2558017)
Ah! I thought I was the only freak. =P I had an ex that would freak out because I ALWAYS masturbated in my sleep. He thought he wasn't pleasing me enough. I TOLD him I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't know I even did it until he told me. I apparently do it quite often.

Good to know that I'm not alone!
I have never done this, but I wish I would: it would save me a lot of time!

Also....

Thanks for an awesome mental picture.... :D

MoonDog 11-11-2008 03:11 PM
I often retire to a private location at a moments notice whhen the urge strikes.
1) Car - CHECK
2) Office - CHECK
3) Shower - CHECk
4) Living Room - CHECK
5) Next to the sleeping wife - CHECK

I shall not continue for the sake of decorum...

MSD 11-11-2008 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Church (Post 2499178)
Damn, if that lady burst into flames from masturbating, she needs to lube up a little more. Thats some serious fire starting friction there...
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use more lube.

evilbeefchan 11-12-2008 04:29 AM
I would work weekends at the front desk, nobody every came in. I did quite often. Oh hey, I'm 15 minutes early! Oh hey, it's quitting time! Oh hey, it's Sunday! At this point it's Pavlovian.

streak_56 11-12-2008 04:01 PM
I use to all the time but now that I work in the public sector, I really can't run to the bathroom and rub one off.

stonefaceddog 11-12-2008 04:23 PM
Once driving through rural Mississippi I got such an urge to rub one out I had to pull over and take care of business behnd a tree alongside the road. I have no idea why, but it was pretty intense.

murp0434 11-14-2008 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JumpinJesus (Post 2184510)
I think they do. My cat always gets off my lap and leaves the room whenever I start yanking.

If you are yanking with your cat on your lap, i think we're getting into a whole different topic.... :orly: :orly: :surprised: :eek:

skizziks 11-14-2008 05:50 PM
I once passed out drunk and woke up masturbating, is that spontaneous enough?

Xerxys 03-01-2009 06:11 PM
bump .........

LOL.

Teufel Hunden 03-01-2009 06:13 PM
Happens to me all the time.


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