Happy Holidays, from Hal
 

Merry Fucking Christmas. I wrote this song today.

sleigh bells, listen listen
they're coming for us
cyberskin is porous
this song has no chorus
its just a stream of words
that rhyme with tyranosaurus

fate
its coming here tonight
with 9 horny reindeer
and he's looking for a fight
red
the hue of blood-decked halls
a whole year of lying dormant
he's as fat as biggie smalls
it's SANTA!!!!
he's gonna kick your ass
you know where the boot is going
as sure as you're lance bass

he's got three ho's in his sleigh
he calls them to his side
his cheek rosy from their lipstick
their hotness bonifide
leanin' on his candy cane
drinkin' cider from his flask
he's callin' out their slutty names
prepares them for their task

"Down Donna, down Sharon, down Tanya, down vixens!"
"Your daddy's lookin' for a lick of your homemade fixin's"

With his frosting on their gingersnaps
he sent his ho's away
its time to roll across the moon
in his West Coast Customs pimp sleigh
You see, Santa is a badass
He'll sell you thirty Key's
You ask if his snow's legit
psshh, nigga please.

-A G

Ah, that's the Christmas I remember...

Very funny, nice job. Perhaps you can write a hannukah song.

man,yer one literate fucker.....



Merry Christmas to you, Hal.....:icare:

fuck everybody...

merry christmas to the lot of ya...

fuck the fuckin' fuckers........


right back atcha boss.

Gotta love the Christmas songs that have nothing to do with cheerful holiday suburban cheer. :lol:

Good job Hal! I liked that.
Bloody Christmas.....
Oh, and shesus, Cool av!

so that's where the term "hum bug" came from...

have a safe and brandy follyday :thumbsup:

Meth is a powerful drug.

Well there are holidays happening so I hope everybody has a fun and happy holiday with friends and/or family and I hope next year we're all healthy.

Happy Holidays, motherfuckers!! :)

Gawd, this place is like my socio-satirico-pornigrafico-smart ass-lampoonico dream come true. I think I'm gonna cry...:icare:

http://www.flashmountain.com/nude-ch...s-party-00.jpg

halx must be behind the banner !!!

XOXOXOO

Merry-fucking-christmas, indeed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G6qJ5P4TFTI


Let's go get drunk.

There can be only one
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Merry Christmas!

Gelukkige Kersfees, julle klomp naaiers. :D
I know what you mean. :love:

Frosting on the ol'gingersnaps.. That will be my goal for the next two weeks:thumbsup:

Lick lick sluuurp:lol: