12-11-2006, 05:59 PM | #41 (permalink) | |
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What part of Princess don't you understand? is one that stands out in my mind at the moment. For the life of me, I don't understand why anyone would want to dress their child in these things. Yes, it is irksome and annoying...bordering on outrageous even.
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12-11-2006, 06:09 PM | #42 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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I have about 7 bumper stickers taped to the inside of my back window... all of them blatantly pagan. Among them "Get a taste of religion, lick a witch" "If going to church makes you a christian will going to the garage make you a car" "If only closed minds came with closed mouths"
I like to park my pagan-mobile next to cars with christian trimmings to see how many tracks they will leave me. One day this could get messy. I have been doing it for years though and only once have I received a "youre going to hell for your satanic ways" note. Funny... I dont believe in satan.
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12-11-2006, 06:10 PM | #43 (permalink) | |
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And to stay on topic with the OP's original intention for this thread: My outrage of the day: Professors that cover half a textbooks worth of material in a single test. I fucking HATE finals.
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12-13-2006, 12:47 AM | #44 (permalink) |
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I get irritated by people with all their damn bumperstickers. Plus I like to read the real socially poignant ones, ie.. Dont blame me I voted for ... Or dont force your ..... on me. So on and so forth, of course the humor I see in it, is 9 times out of 10 they are on some load in the road car with a overweight greaseball driving it.
My favorites are the Pagan ones or the feminist ones, and the woman is like 400 lbs wearing a curtain for clothes and smoking a cigarette, and just jam packed with attitude..
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12-13-2006, 04:27 AM | #45 (permalink) |
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Location: Winston-Salem, NC
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Yeah the t-shirt fad is way worse than bumper stickers now. It says a lot about someone who would wear a shirt that says "bitch" on the front of it in girly letters. Or the guy who wears the "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" shirt with a popped collar (actually seen this twice at my college).
I don't know why this thread brought up my overall biggest annoyance anything car-related though: why does NO ONE use their turn signal? I live in NC, and I'd say roughly 65-75% of drivers here don't use a turn signal period, in any situation, even with police in plain sight. Then you end up waiting at an intersection for a car to come and then they turn at the last minute and you didn't know they were turning because they didn't have their turn signal on and you just wasted your time. This happens 12 times a day where I live. Is it the same everywhere? And for you bastards who don't use your turn signal: why not? The purpose of a turn signal is to be thoughtful of OTHERS as to what you're doing with your car. No turn signal = you're an asshole in my book.
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12-13-2006, 04:58 AM | #46 (permalink) |
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Oh, I agree with you and this drives me crazy, too.
Other road issues that bug me: People who use the middle turning lane as a passing lane by speeding through them to get in front of cars rather than waiting for the opportunity to enter the traffic flow. They do this in front of my apartment complex all the time when I'm trying to turn into it. There will be a car in the middle lane speeding up to get in front of me rather than let me in and take my spot on the road. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... People who refuse to let you merge when entering the interstate and it is backed up with traffic. You're not going anywhere people! What does it hurt to let a car in front of you?!! Which leads into my more generalized annoyance with people who seem to think they are losing something if they allow someone to enter traffic in front of them, whether it is merging or passing. It drives me crazy. I don't understand it.
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12-13-2006, 04:59 AM | #47 (permalink) | |
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12-13-2006, 05:26 AM | #49 (permalink) | |
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I love bumper stickers are blatantly there to mock the serious bumper stickers out there. Religious based ones happen to be my all time favorite for the 'knife in the stomach' responses. Also Lady Sage, I thought you'd find this one funny. Click
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12-13-2006, 05:38 AM | #50 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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I have that one too.
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12-13-2006, 08:26 AM | #51 (permalink) | |
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Location: L.A. L.A. land
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12-17-2006, 04:36 AM | #52 (permalink) | |
has all her shots.
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I saw this bumper sticker on Friday parked in the lot of my daughter's daycare center. It had a few of the common Wicca-type stickers on it and then this one...which made me laugh out loud in the parking lot...so I thought I'd share it.
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