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Old 10-27-2006, 05:15 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I ate the tuna sandwich anyway.
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:22 PM   #42 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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My daughter shuns me post-divorce.

I am filled with my lady.

Higher education neglected, life's path constrained.

The inner eye sees such wonders.
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Old 10-27-2006, 05:23 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2006, 10:55 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:31 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:40 PM   #46 (permalink)
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eat. sleep. work. drink. smoke. sleep.
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Old 10-28-2006, 02:55 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2006, 11:19 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2006, 03:41 AM   #49 (permalink)
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From the author Jack Douglas: "My Brother Was An Only Child"
Also from JD "Never Trust A Naked Bus Driver".

Been there, done that, moved on.

Arrived early, played great, left lonely.
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Old 10-29-2006, 02:02 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Oye. Too much wine. Hung over.
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Emo Philips

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Old 10-29-2006, 02:14 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Fuck. Are women ever happy consistently?
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Old 10-29-2006, 02:54 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Life's a bitch, then you die.

It all works itself out eventually.

You must unlearn what you've learned.

He shoots, he scores: Sharks win.

May the force be with you.

Everything that you know is wrong.

No longer blighted, no longer me.

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Old 10-29-2006, 10:24 PM   #53 (permalink)
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totally lost it, Still looking
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Old 10-29-2006, 10:38 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Close your eyes, here it comes!
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Old 10-29-2006, 10:55 PM   #55 (permalink)
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- He brought guns. She brought flowers.

- Bobby steals home. That's the ballgame.

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Old 10-30-2006, 02:07 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Turn printer off, then remove fuser.

Car won't start: bad alternator, battery.
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Old 10-30-2006, 02:24 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Sex changes are not very easy.
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Old 10-31-2006, 12:25 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Pain so intense, I wanna scream!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ustwo
Sex changes are not very easy.
Explains, Ustwo, was a frustrated Barbi!
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Old 11-01-2006, 01:34 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
I am hopefull, first time recently.
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:03 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Of fortune, none. Of dreams? Aplenty.
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Love is a verb, not a noun.
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The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:37 PM   #61 (permalink)
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All I want is to tease.

Do not move this thread please.
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:53 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I got fired today. For real.

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Old 11-01-2006, 07:23 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Electricity - Currently running through my veins.
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Old 11-01-2006, 11:26 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Hello Cleaveland! This one's about loneliness!

No picture could describe Kirk's dignity.

Politicians, lawyers, car salesmen: Earth's scum.

six word haiku:
Profitless authoring
Vocabulary lacking
Homelessness awaits

Five words work 20% harder.
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:20 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Location: Between the darkness and the light.
He awoke and she was gone.

My life ends so yours won't.

I am yours forever. Kiss me.
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Old 11-02-2006, 02:39 AM   #66 (permalink)
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"Mais il se fait tard, monsieur;
Il faut qu'je rentre, chez moi"
-Jacques Brel
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:46 AM   #67 (permalink)
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The fog conceals another beautiful day.
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:38 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:19 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:06 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I fell into mud, got dirty...
Not really but it sounded good.
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:01 AM   #71 (permalink)
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sound dirty dancing
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:40 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoegirl
Electricity - Currently running through my veins.

I am fine, really I am.
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Old 11-03-2006, 02:01 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Once upon a time, the end.
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Old 11-04-2006, 10:36 AM   #74 (permalink)
 
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there are only six word stories

in the beginning of the beginning

in the beginning was 6 words

in the beginning was 3 words

the seventh word was rested on

there was no seventh word rest
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spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear

it make you sick.

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Old 11-05-2006, 09:37 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Remove head from ass before driving.
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Old 11-05-2006, 10:11 AM   #76 (permalink)
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PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck!?
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:47 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Distance makes communication a little trying.
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:05 PM   #78 (permalink)
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This story's just six words long.
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Old 11-05-2006, 09:12 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
I am alone in a crowd.
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Old 11-05-2006, 11:30 PM   #80 (permalink)
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I am alone on the internet.
(but maybe that's what you meant?)
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