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Ourcrazymodern? 03-30-2007 07:19 AM

I fell off the wagon yesterday

DaveOrion 03-30-2007 08:15 AM

I fell off the earth yesterday.

Astrocloud 03-30-2007 08:28 PM

My butt hurts from falling -ouch!

hiredgun 03-31-2007 05:20 PM

We just lost to Ohio State. :(

DaveOrion 03-31-2007 05:26 PM

Rain rain, can't mow the lawn.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-31-2007 06:35 PM

When they come again, we're ready.

ItWasMe 04-19-2007 09:00 PM

Noise, with a beat, makes music.

Morning yet? Sleep, please. Morning yet?

Lost: muse. Writing to do. Reward.

Jetée 04-20-2007 08:19 AM

I Want Independence, Yet Crave Acceptance.

Ourcrazymodern? 04-20-2007 08:50 AM

A strange madness inhabits my soul.

Borgs 04-20-2007 02:03 PM

I ponder my existence. I die.

debaser 04-20-2007 04:51 PM

Oublier is pleasing to the tongue.

shesus 04-20-2007 09:08 PM

Life exists outside. I observe quietly.

cyklone 04-22-2007 03:23 PM

Wherever you go, there you are.

Jetée 04-22-2007 03:25 PM

I am there, but go unnoticed.

Wolfwood 04-22-2007 09:59 PM

I'm in the box, now what?

tinydancer 07-05-2007 08:00 AM

He doesn't know I'm on here.

Crack 07-05-2007 08:07 AM

I think he just might now.....

medlar 07-05-2007 09:22 AM

Yesterday i lost my virginity..finaly.



:thumbsup:

Willravel 07-05-2007 09:33 AM

6 anti-war 6-word stories:
Rocket's red glare, irony without care.
Freedom from occupation is truly lost.
From want of oil comes strife.
I wish Al Gore was president.
No end in sight, they say.
Please come home friends, come home.

medlar 07-05-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
6 anti-war 6-word stories:
Rocket's red glare, irony without care.
Freedom from occupation is truly lost.
From want of oil comes strife.
I wish Al Gore was president.
No end in sight, they say.
Please come home friends, come home.

Sobering words, more important than mine.


I'm not American, but can appreciate.

Hope in my time, its all over

squeeeb 07-05-2007 09:50 AM

"you're hot!"
"not interested"
alone again.

no more worries soon. it's cancer.

born. loved. lost. failed. succeeded. died.

tinydancer 07-05-2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crack
I think he just might now.....

I feel bad, should I though??

How did you figure me out?

Willravel 07-05-2007 10:35 AM

From need, necessity.
From want, strife.

rlbond86 07-06-2007 09:17 PM

I've got a secret for you:

BadNick 07-07-2007 06:28 PM

She knew he was the one.
***************************
He wondered if it was her.

tinydancer 07-09-2007 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
She knew he was the one.
***************************
He wondered if it was her.


I can completely understand this

I'm moving out... it'll be okay :)

BadNick 07-09-2007 11:09 AM

Move in with me, you babe.

I hope you are a babe.

I am hetero' and like it.

Because I don't know any different.

Too many stories, not enough words ;)

flat5 07-10-2007 08:32 AM

..

tinydancer 07-12-2007 08:28 PM

He loves me... Loves me NOT.

Such a silly girl I am,
With high hopes...it'll work out.

tinydancer 07-19-2007 07:25 AM

My heart hurts, make it stop...
I am so deep in love.
Did I make, the right choice?
Would it work, given more time?
I guess we'll never find out.
My heart hurts, it won't stop...

BadNick 07-19-2007 12:30 PM

I hope I didn't hurt you.

But sorry if it was me.

Better luck next time for us.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-20-2007 10:27 AM

My boyfriend talked to my girlfriend....

tinydancer 07-20-2007 10:46 AM

It wasn't you, it wasn't him..

I hurt me, myself and I...

Plan9 07-21-2007 05:37 PM

Werewolves, zombies, vampires: All my monsters.

Beware. Crompsin walks the earth again.

Just give in. Chocolate always wins.

Baraka_Guru 07-21-2007 05:46 PM

"Where'd you put the bottle opener?"


Ceci n'est pas une histoire: fin.

TotalMILF 07-21-2007 08:37 PM

I miss him when he's gone.


Worry often takes over my thoughts.


This can't be over soon enough.

tinydancer 08-02-2007 10:43 AM

The truth hurts...lies hurt more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinydancer
I can completely understand this


Just now realized, that's not six....

Six syllables but not six words.

jimk 08-07-2007 07:55 AM

hurts when i pee. damn bourbon.

Kadath 08-07-2007 10:34 AM

Look for me at the bar.

Not Right Now 08-07-2007 11:44 AM

Every day I fuck ten guys.

Baraka_Guru 08-07-2007 02:11 PM

Protagonist protagonizes.
Antagonist antagonizes.
Woah, denouement!

Jetée 08-07-2007 06:09 PM

I follow my aim; I wander.

glasscutter43 08-11-2007 02:32 PM

Engaged? Run while you still can.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-11-2007 03:12 PM

As if I lost it
And rebounded as if I could
I'm sure that I did...

dd3953 08-11-2007 05:25 PM

a confused mess of depressing poetry

Ourcrazymodern? 08-12-2007 10:56 AM

don't fret, things explode every day

Baraka_Guru 08-12-2007 02:29 PM

Breathe.
Learn.
Love.
Learn.
Feel.
Fade.

tecoyah 08-12-2007 02:42 PM

I'm not confused, You're just wrong.

Sue 08-12-2007 03:02 PM

didn't read through all the pages, but here's mine. The greatest six word epic tale ever told:

She lived and then.... she died. :P

Ourcrazymodern? 08-12-2007 03:38 PM

How dare you do this again?

ItWasMe 08-12-2007 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
Just give in. Chocolate always wins.

Oh, boy I love that one.

Just wanna check you for ticks.

Welcome to my life. Now go.

Bear Cub 08-12-2007 05:48 PM

Sitting too long. My ass hurts.

MissWilly 08-13-2007 08:13 PM

The Devil's in my bed again.

DaveOrion 08-14-2007 03:11 AM

An Angel's in my bed.....Again! :)

MissWilly 08-14-2007 04:23 AM

Dave, you sound surprised. You must not get a lot of angels in your bed. :)

Crack 08-14-2007 04:43 AM

leaving on a jet plane. Bye!

DaveOrion 08-14-2007 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissWilly
Dave, you sound surprised. You must not get a lot of angels in your bed. :)

Thats not a 6 word story, and thats not shock, its joy!:)

Ourcrazymodern? 08-14-2007 05:51 AM

Dave, it's good to see you!

DaveOrion 08-14-2007 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Dave, it's good to see you!

OMG, I'm in a parallel universe. :orly:

Halifax 08-14-2007 08:17 AM

Real headline I saw in Britain:

"Body found in suitcase. Three arrested."

mixedmedia 08-14-2007 08:37 AM

I said, 'with time, things'll change'

Bear Cub 08-14-2007 09:49 AM

Only two more semesters to go.

Taltos 08-15-2007 04:13 PM

Psychotic clowns aren't so funny now.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-15-2007 04:21 PM

Where the hell are my pants?

DaveOrion 08-15-2007 05:42 PM

Where the hell is my planet???

Jetée 08-15-2007 05:47 PM

To die is to live; natural.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-19-2007 10:40 AM

Change blew in from the west.

Baraka_Guru 08-20-2007 08:24 PM

Baraka_Guru wrote a meta-fictional, bend-the-rules-through-compound-adjectives story.

aberkok 08-20-2007 08:45 PM

The first abuse away from home.

BadNick 08-21-2007 05:18 AM

some people take liberties with "6"

mixedmedia 08-21-2007 05:56 AM

Type memo. Sip coffee. Day dream.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-21-2007 01:38 PM

I didn't know the fucking password.

meembo 08-21-2007 04:51 PM

kiss me I want you now

DaveOrion 08-21-2007 05:01 PM

Help the lovesick among us.....please.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-25-2007 08:25 PM

So...what is your dog doing?

Strange Famous 08-26-2007 01:47 AM

everybody says that I'm so fragile

__

to be honest I stole that

Ourcrazymodern? 08-31-2007 04:04 PM

Our modern world is fucked up.

DaveOrion 08-31-2007 04:08 PM

Our crazy modern world is fucked???

Plan9 08-31-2007 04:16 PM

Tigerbalm'd, my jock.
Flaming, my crotch.

jrmason 09-04-2007 09:50 AM

Positron-electron collision.
Nothing left behind.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-07-2007 02:58 PM

My buddy list is growing longer.

parable 09-07-2007 06:39 PM

I bless them, don't curse them.

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.

Faith makes truth real, no kidding.

Now a sage, once a fool.

For sale, wedding ring. Always worn.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-07-2007 10:03 PM

My blindness seemed suddenly more comfortable.

Plan9 09-08-2007 06:45 AM

Wish it burned when I pee.

It would mean I had sex.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-08-2007 12:56 PM

(Hell, Crompsin, that was a 12-word story!)

Blue balls are always bad things.

Plan9 09-08-2007 01:15 PM

Sperm donor cup was too small.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-08-2007 02:02 PM

Nobody ever told me anything real.

albania 09-08-2007 02:28 PM

Two feet are better than one.

Dark Matt 03-01-2008 07:04 PM

Six words makes a short story.

Life goes on, but I don't.

Knowledge is power, but power corrupts.

Cat purrs, but bites me anyway.

Bleeding hand is pretty, but hurts.

medlar 03-01-2008 08:49 PM

"Look out!" "What?" "LOOK OUT!!!" CRASH.

Some guinness. A sip. A fall.

dd3953 03-02-2008 01:36 PM

DAMN! I told you to duck.

jewels 03-03-2008 10:50 AM

Time is on my side, yes?

Telephone rings, head aches, Alleve works.

Mango, pineapple, banana and walnuts. Good.

spiderman 03-03-2008 11:08 AM

Steep hill - power wobbles - bloody knees.

================================

This stack of bodies is wreaking.

================================

Fucking fucks are always fucking me.

ring 03-03-2008 07:19 PM

While listening, I was then heard.

Baraka_Guru 03-03-2008 07:24 PM

You faltered.
I steadied.
We fell.

Merlocke 03-03-2008 11:10 PM

I think therefore I am. Maybe?

I just dodged one crazy bullet.

I am addicted to the TFP

Crack 05-29-2009 11:48 AM

Time again to kill myself everyday.

Lindy 05-29-2009 12:09 PM

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.:no:

This headline is also a palindrome.:confused:
(Reads the same backwards as forwards.)

Lindy

Baraka_Guru 05-29-2009 12:11 PM

They went to Paris on Friday.

-deathboy- 05-29-2009 01:25 PM

found inspiration in just 6 words

well, it started with one zombie...


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