Lets see....

Gynecologist - Diseased pussies all day...no thanks.

Porn star - I have a better sex life than most porns and I don't have to do reverse cowboy...no thanks.

President of the US - I'd solve a lot of issues, but then be on trial for crimes against humanity....no thanks.

I'd have to go with astronaut, doubt it will be affordable before I die, and its something I've always wanted to do. But it would have to be a launch day :)

I'd be a CEO. One of the ones that's paid so much that if I saw a hundred dollar bill on the ground it wouldn't be worth it to bend down and pick it up because I'd make more than $100 in the time it took to do it. I'm assuming I get to keep the pay from this one day, yes?

CEOs, from my observations, are accountability collection points (I.E. they spend their days signing off on the projects of lower employees who are doing the real work but will not bear the responsibility if the project fails) and charismatic representatives of the company. You sit around signing shit and wining & dining people important to the company's plans.

Disregard: Babes accidently auto-logged in as me... her boyfriend, lover, and owner.

I would want to be a travel journalist.

Raises hand. Me too! I would absolutely love to travel and get paid for it. Ala Rick Steves. :thumbsup:


I would also love to be a librarian. I love books! (Man, I'm such a nerd.)

I would love to try my hand as a sports columnist or a sports radio host. :)

I'd like to be the Wal-Mart greeter.

it's never too late ... what are you waiting for?

Another 30 years.

Well, if talent wasn't an issue...
A drummer ala Frank Beard (ZZTop)
Board of Education Superintendent
Motorcycle cop
If talent was an issue, at least somewhat...
A photographer for National Geographic

Lion Tamer

Like Christopher Walkin? Good choice.

I'd be a nuclear physicist. Or an US Navy SR-71 pilot. Or a Space Shuttle pilot.

I'd be oberon's avatar. That thing's a trip.

It was courtesy of tecoyah. My first & only TFP avatar. :thumbsup:

And this "lion"... does it eat ants, perchance?

I did this for two summers. As far as summer jobs went, it was probably the best summer job ever.

By the way, I consider myself lucky in that I now have the job I've always wanted to do... I acquire and program televsion.

Wild Animal Rescue Veterinarian with no familial obligations and no financial restrictions to hold me back.

As I am, I'd go with driving a F1 car, doesn't matter which, at Monoco but since I wouldn't want to clog up the actual race, I'd choose a test day at that "track" so I could just putz around at my own pace for as long as I want that day.

Before I picked that, another thought I had on a "more serious" note is going back in time and eliminating a "problem" like Osama B.L. or Adolph H. or somebody like that right at birth and let the chips fall where they may.

Well, I've said it before in other threads, and other people are being silly, too, so:

I'd like to be the "razor technician / oil applier" on the ALS set.

ALS, indeed - by me!!

Seriously, though - amire's post about flying Navy jets sounds like fun - I'd love to drive an F-18 off an aircraft carrier. And land it on the third wire!

A travel journalist as previously mentioned.
or a milf photographer - specializing 25-40 beautiful women working on a project - searching for the sweetest smile!
I'm a real sucker for a smile!

I would have the position I have now, BUT go back to being my own boss.

Plain and simple, no other decision could be made. I would want to be Dale Earnhardt Jr during the Daytona 500 race... If I could time travel? I would want to be Dale Earnhardt SR. during the 1998 Daytona 500 ( he won the race!)

I was going to post Halx's nipple stimulator photo, but he beat me to it.

Rock star. Who wouldn't want to do that?

For one day I'd be the guy that rubs the oil on Anna Falchi's legs during the photoshoot:
http://http://www.tuttox.com/foto-do...chi-nuda/1.jpg
Then I'd go home and never wash my hands again.

I'd be a successful and respected singer and perform a concert with the best musicians at my side, in front of millions of cheering fans...

If I could have any job, I dunno...I would be a prima ballerina. Or professional language student (I love learning new languages).

today..anything but a crocodile hunter...god bless

personal trainer of course

The stig!

Especially on a super car episode.

Yes!

In fact, I was just watching the one today with the DB9 racing model (the all carbon fiber one, we get the show a series late over here in Canuckistan) and I turned to my mum and said 'I think The Stig has the best job ever.'

I'd love to be a starter in one of americas most awesome events -

---------------- THE SUPERBOWL -----------------

A real intense superbowl victory in a terrif game, as a qb. Definately. :cool:

or a taster at Jack Daniel's

I'd love to try a week as a tattoo artist at one of the most well regarded, private/appointment-only, all-custom tattoo studios, working LONG hours with a three month + waiting list (like ANTI Art Elite or Voluta).

That's where I'd eventually like to be in my own life and I think having a taste of it might help me work even harder to get there.

Tour guide in St.Martaan

because its my favourite place in the world.

i'd like to be a record producer for ECM

or a construction worker that builds and renovates homes

God for a day would be nice. Either him or 50 Cent. Because I could get shot 5000 times and never die.

I'd like to be the owner & The Madam of the Mustang Ranch or at a similar world famous brothel in Nice, France.

That would be fun indeed! Freebies to all my favorite friends!!!

A day trader. I don't really know why. I don't know that much about the stock market but it sounds like fun.

A writer of Australian camping guides, but I want that for the rest of my working life.

Manager of a movie theater

Astrophysicist

Forensic Psychologist

FBI Agent

World Traveler for the Travel Channel