Ask balefire anything...
 

...so that he can shamelessly boost his post count (and hopefully get an avatar someday). Consider it "help a newbie" day. I think I saw someone do this in a search of mine, but I can't seem to locate it again. So yeah, I'll try to respond every 5 minutes.

(Oh, and if this is the wrong forum, I apologize beforehand)

Will you appreciate it when the mods lock your thread?

This is not the wrong forum, it's the wrong website for shit like this.

I apologize then. I thought I really did remember seeing a thread like this. Sorry.

Don't worry, you'll get an avatar soon enough.

Actually I should have stuck to my answering mode. So let's see, I do appreciate that TFP is a forum with stricter rules than other forums. Still, I can surely say this thread isn't a total waste. At the very least, it could be entertaining as I attempt to answer questions with my rather limited knowledge of the world, and try to make them humorous. Plus it'll help me blow time on my last day of work (before I move to a new job).

So yeah, I actually disagree that its the wrong website. The description of this forum says "shoot the shit", and that's what I'm here to do.

Heh, I might get more work done that way. So no.

Posting with the intent to inflate your post count is lame.

Posting with the intent to contribute something useful is not lame.

Where do you think this thread falls on the lame meter? This at the very least should be in Nonsense.

/me wonders the same thing. ;)