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oldtimer · 04-20-2003, 02:51 PM

I thought I'd start this up again in memory of the old TF. Any quotes or classic bits of advice? Post away.
Mine for the day:
"Live and let live."- Whatever the hell that means......

Johnny Rotten · 04-20-2003, 02:53 PM

It's not what you know, it's who you know.

tommyboy · 04-20-2003, 02:56 PM

find em hot leave em wet....errrr nevermind

MSD · 04-20-2003, 03:04 PM

"Uncle Phil's wife has good taste in women"
A memorable chat topic.

paddyjoe · 04-20-2003, 03:40 PM

Don't eat yellow snow.

Fuck, I'm glad it's spring!

i8one2 · 04-20-2003, 05:44 PM

SSC-Save Sane Consensual

sbscout · 04-20-2003, 05:49 PM

see sig below!

oldtimer · 04-20-2003, 08:46 PM

SSDD........Same shit, different day

World's King · 04-20-2003, 09:15 PM

Alcohol makes most woman seem thinner than they really are.

Atropos4 · 04-20-2003, 09:17 PM

Never trust a person that doesn't like cats....!

bundy · 04-20-2003, 09:35 PM

if there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

bundy · 04-20-2003, 09:36 PM

oh, and...

after your sixth drink, don't look at yourself in the mirror, it'll shake your confidence.

bundy · 04-20-2003, 09:39 PM

also,

always keep a corkscrew in your house.

jets · 04-20-2003, 10:03 PM

Hi, can I get some change?

Lebell · 04-20-2003, 10:22 PM

don't puke out of a moving car window.

Worse, don't sit in the rear seat of a car with the window down when the guy in the in the front seat is puking out the window.

bundy · 04-20-2003, 10:26 PM

the only thing that tastes better than free liquor, is stolen liquor.

bundy · 04-20-2003, 10:27 PM

its ok to drink alone

bundy · 04-20-2003, 10:29 PM

and
being drunk is feeling sophisticated, without being able to say it.

spectre · 04-21-2003, 05:20 AM

Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something, they're usually wrong.

Peetster · 04-21-2003, 05:23 AM

Watch out for people that your dogs seem to hate.

Ciall · 04-21-2003, 05:31 AM

If you don't trust someone on first instinct, you never will.

redravin40 · 05-11-2003, 07:46 PM

If all else fails listen to music.

Love can appear in some very odd places.

Opening your heart can hurt but is well worth it.

Janie · 05-11-2003, 07:49 PM

keep your friends close, your enemies closer

cheerios · 05-11-2003, 09:37 PM

don't wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Slims · 05-11-2003, 10:22 PM

"Doing stuff is over rated. I mean, dont' we all wish Hitler just stayed home and got stoned?" From the Tao of Steve

vermin · 05-11-2003, 11:01 PM

If it was up your ass you'd know where it is.

Thank me, I'm welcome.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

tricks · 05-12-2003, 12:01 AM

What comes around, goes around.

rogue49 · 05-12-2003, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
"Uncle Phil's wife has good taste in women"
A memorable chat topic.

oh, that's terrible...
He's going to kill me.

And here's one from me.

"Remind me to keep my mouth shut"

Daval · 05-12-2003, 04:27 AM

Look before you leap.

Reese · 05-12-2003, 04:52 AM

There are only two rules for success:

#1: Never tell everything you know.
#2: ........

krwlz · 05-12-2003, 03:45 PM

you dont have to be smart to be an asshole, but it sure helps

soccerstudpc20 · 05-13-2003, 01:24 AM

"in the poker game of life...women are the rake" -Rounders
NO OFFENSE TO ANY WOMEN, JUST LIKE THE QUOTE

Minx · 05-14-2003, 12:34 PM

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Angel · 05-14-2003, 02:22 PM

Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things...

homerhop · 05-14-2003, 03:37 PM

If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all!

Don't run you will fall.

The old dog for the hard road and the pup for the path.

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune

Spanky Johnson · 05-14-2003, 04:28 PM

The chicken is merely involved in breakfast, but the pig is committed. Always know whether you're the chicken or the pig.

oldtimer · 08-10-2003, 10:50 AM

I didn't get everyone on the first run. So hopefully everyone will get to post theirs now a full two months later.

Tandem · 08-10-2003, 11:02 AM

Be kind to your mother.

bullgoose · 08-10-2003, 11:06 AM

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat.

killerjoejoe · 08-10-2003, 11:18 AM

"A man is like a piece of cheese..." -Maffia

04-20-2003, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	Your two cents? I thought I'd start this up again in memory of the old TF. Any quotes or classic bits of advice? Post away. Mine for the day: "Live and let live."- Whatever the hell that means...... __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.

04-20-2003, 02:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	It's not what you know, it's who you know. __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

04-20-2003, 05:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	SSC-Save Sane Consensual __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

04-20-2003, 05:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	see sig below! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-20-2003, 08:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	SSDD........Same shit, different day __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.

04-20-2003, 02:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
tommyboy Psycho Location: NH	find em hot leave em wet....errrr nevermind

04-20-2003, 03:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	"Uncle Phil's wife has good taste in women" A memorable chat topic.

04-20-2003, 03:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Don't eat yellow snow. Fuck, I'm glad it's spring!

04-20-2003, 09:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Alcohol makes most woman seem thinner than they really are. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-20-2003, 09:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	Never trust a person that doesn't like cats....! __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-20-2003, 09:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	if there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-20-2003, 09:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	oh, and... after your sixth drink, don't look at yourself in the mirror, it'll shake your confidence. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-20-2003, 09:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	also, always keep a corkscrew in your house. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-20-2003, 10:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
jets Insane	Hi, can I get some change? __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.

04-20-2003, 10:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	don't puke out of a moving car window. Worse, don't sit in the rear seat of a car with the window down when the guy in the in the front seat is puking out the window. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

05-12-2003, 12:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
tricks Crazy	What comes around, goes around. __________________ People Are Stupid. People can be made to believe any lie, either because they want it to be true or because they fear that it is.

05-12-2003, 04:27 AM	#29 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	Look before you leap. __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

04-20-2003, 10:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the only thing that tastes better than free liquor, is stolen liquor. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-20-2003, 10:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	its ok to drink alone __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-20-2003, 10:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	and being drunk is feeling sophisticated, without being able to say it. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-21-2003, 05:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something, they're usually wrong. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

04-21-2003, 05:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Watch out for people that your dogs seem to hate.

04-21-2003, 05:31 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ciall Tilted Location: Edinburgh, Scotland	If you don't trust someone on first instinct, you never will.

05-11-2003, 07:46 PM	#22 (permalink)
redravin40 Loser Location: With Jadzia	If all else fails listen to music. Love can appear in some very odd places. Opening your heart can hurt but is well worth it.

05-11-2003, 07:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	keep your friends close, your enemies closer __________________ cheers to the motherland

05-11-2003, 09:37 PM	#24 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	don't wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

05-11-2003, 10:22 PM	#25 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	"Doing stuff is over rated. I mean, dont' we all wish Hitler just stayed home and got stoned?" From the Tao of Steve __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

05-11-2003, 11:01 PM	#26 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	If it was up your ass you'd know where it is. Thank me, I'm welcome. If it's too loud, you're too old. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-12-2003, 04:52 AM	#30 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	There are only two rules for success: #1: Never tell everything you know. #2: ........ __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

05-12-2003, 03:45 PM	#31 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	you dont have to be smart to be an asshole, but it sure helps

05-13-2003, 01:24 AM	#32 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	"in the poker game of life...women are the rake" -Rounders NO OFFENSE TO ANY WOMEN, JUST LIKE THE QUOTE

05-14-2003, 12:34 PM	#33 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-14-2003, 02:22 PM	#34 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things... __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

05-14-2003, 03:37 PM	#35 (permalink)
homerhop Insane Location: ÉIRE	If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all! Don't run you will fall. The old dog for the hard road and the pup for the path. The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune __________________ its evolution baby

05-14-2003, 04:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	The chicken is merely involved in breakfast, but the pig is committed. Always know whether you're the chicken or the pig.

08-10-2003, 10:50 AM	#37 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	I didn't get everyone on the first run. So hopefully everyone will get to post theirs now a full two months later. __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-10-2003, 11:02 AM	#38 (permalink)
Tandem Insane Location: Brisbane, Australia	Be kind to your mother. __________________ It is not a mistake, but an experience. But, if you've experienced it before then you should already know if it is a mistake.