The only thing in life you have to do is die, everything else is a choice.

"There's one thing I've learned about life...it goes on." - Robert Frost

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?

Anyone who says that anything is possible hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

There is no limit to what you can achieve if you don't care who gets the credit.

everything in the world is a cheap imitation of reality... too bad reality sux

"Unless you can explain it simply, you don't know it well enough" -Einstein i think

"fuck you"

"she's only pretty on the outside"

"life is like a box of chocolates; yah never know what yah gunnuh get" -forest gump

"hack the planet" -[movie] hackers

"yah look like a boxer" -[movie] snatch (gypsy -brad pitt)

"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!" -Woody from Toy Story

"whoa" -Neo from The Matrix

"woooaaaahh" -Joey from Blossom

"Terrorist Wins" -CounterStrike

"I will chop off your head and shit down your neck!" -Full Metal Jacket
"I like you, you can come to my house and fuck my sister" -same
"I will gauge out your eyes, and skull fuck you!" -same


Oh yeah..

"Don't spend money" -me

and

"Think outside the box, after all, there is no box" -me unless someone else said that too

If you can remember the 70's then you weren't there!