suviko

Human is the only animal that learns from it's mistakes and still repeats them. What stuff do you do automatically or repeatedly so that you'd like to change the pattern, but somehow you are stuck with repeating the same error

I always first put lipstick and then realise I didn't yet brush my teeth. Today I am going to my bf's little sister's place (it's her name day and she's actually my namesake, took half a day for me bf to realise this :P), their whole family will be there and just thinking nothing I put garlic into my lunch cheese pasta..

Atanvarno

Hey, if they don't eat garlic they will just have to deal with the smell
how much better the world would have been if everyone ate garlic

As for my mistake: How about going here?

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madsenj37

I always hit submit without checking for spelling or grammar errors. I really need to stop that.

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"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe."
-- Albert Einstein

Ratman

I keep forgetting to put on pants.

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The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference.

"God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

enjoyduff

yeah, for some reason i keep forgetting to put deoderant on...i keep a stick at work now just in case.

I gotta start drinking coffee in the mornings...

rogue49

hmm.

* whack off too much
* forget to pay bills
* spend too much on others
* fall for unattainable women (long-term, that is)

forseti-6

I forget to turn on my radar detector on the highway a lot.
I tend to forget to bring an umbrella when it rains.
I forget a lot of times to turn of my lights in my car. Usually I'm in the house before I realize it duh.
I always forget meetings - that's bad!

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BoCo

Thanks, rogue, that saved me some typing.

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Gortexfogg

I forget to take the emergency brake off all the time when other people set it...
I always plug my headphones into the wrong jack on my comp...
I forget it's not always safe to turn right on red...
That's all I can remember...

World's King

Dating.


That's it.

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gov135

I can never remember to shut the screen door before closing the main door. This drives my girlfriend up the wall. I just can't seem to remember to do it.

spectre

Same here, only I also tend to miss opportunities with good ones too because I'm too busy chasing the unattainable ones.

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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

BentNotTwisted

I keep pissing off my wife. If only I could figure out how to avoid doing it!

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IS THAT IT ???!!!
Do you even know what 'it' is?

When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

Jolt

Rule #1 of Computers:
Computers, and all parts of them, only work when plugged in.

Every flippin' day (or so it seems) I have to stop, go back, and hook up something that I didn't before.

btw, what's wrong with garlic in a pasta dish? Garlic, Chocolate, and Cinnamon are the three essential flavors you can never have too much of!

sierra2774

Not looking at my Caller ID before I answer the phone.

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"Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

cdwonderful

you dont have to turn a penny head up before you pick it up

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

i8one2

SMOKE.

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"Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad"

Quality is for those who know
what they want and are at peace with what they have.

"S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

XenuHubbard

Travelling without enough money.

And, for some funny reason, getting involved with women that has a thing for psychos, meaning shitloads of ex-boyfriend trouble and idiotic conflicts. Wonder why I tend to get that kind of women?

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The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me.

"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

joshibahn

I suck at managing money!~

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Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]

Cynthetiq

Gravity...

I seem to need to test it at least once a day, which has lead to my wife sometimes passing me something saying,"Remember gravity is still on."

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Troublebot

I have to break my habit of giving women multiple orgasms.

Seriously, I have a bad habit of being flip about almost everything (see above). Wish I could break that.

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Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

absorbentishe

Getting out of bed to go to work.... If I could only work from the comfort of my be...

Redirect

on Fridays they clean the street on my side, and on Thursdays they clean the street on the other side. if your car is parked during street cleaning and you have less than 5 tickets on your record....you're simply given a $40 ticket. anything above that is a tow and $120 to get it out. for some reason for 2 consecutive weeks i left my car this side on friday, that side on thursday. FUCK..........in order not to forget i simply taped a small piece of laminated paper to my keys that says "street cleaning". never again did i forget

rockogre

Trying to kick start my bike with either the gas off or the ignition.

Floating out in the lake on my SeaDoo because, again, that damn gas valve.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

Bill O'Rights

I think ya kinda answered your own question there, dincha?

As for myself, I tend to never ever remember to turn off a simple light switch upon exiting a room. Drives my wife batty.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Alexandra

I keep procrastinating things until its too late

YourNeverThere

One time when i was 10 me and friends jumped off a small bridge and pulled a Seadoo back to land because of that valve and he gave us all free rides, it kicked ass, also i forget to sleep altogether to much, i never sleep

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Paper Clip

I always am searching for my key as I leave the house pull the door shut - and lock myself out of the house. I try to keep a key in my wallet, but it doesn't help much when I leave my wallet on my dresser!

ninety09

Same here. But now my mom is bitching about it so much that i'm starting to improve!

madsenj37

Its like we are brothers or something. I have the same problems.

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"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe."
-- Albert Einstein

Sun Tzu

Assume what someone else is thinking.

Taking things personally.

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To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking

Meridae'n

Turn my mouth off the same time i turn my brain off when i'm on the piss...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

oscar0308

not looking around before i talk disparagingly about people. i cant count the number of times i opened my mouth only to look around and see the person i was just putting down within earshot. kinda makes it hard to get a decent critique on my architecture project when i just trashed the guest professor.

Steph

I move around a lot and I'm constantly trying to update my billing address. Also, because of moving around, I just let my bloody license expire.

I just showed up TWO DAYS early for a meeting. Help! I used to be so organized!

I also forget pit stick. Waah, I want my memory back.

sooz

Going to work at my terrible job...

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krwlz

Happens to me all the time as well man...

bobdobbs8056135

forgetting that recording while shitfaced hardly ever works

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bobdobbs8056135

this has been an amusing thread to read

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