B-day present for just out of the closet gay friend
 

So, this is the the thing. I have this friend from the University that we always knew was gay, but didn't have the guts to come out of the closet. He has finally accepted himself as he is and we're all very happy for him as he is a more confident person and overall a happier and better person. We have always enjoyed making fun and playing pranks on each other, so his birthday is gonna be this friday (his first bday after coming out) and we want to give him an "special" gift, but have't been able to think about anything funny enough. For the record, political correcteness if of no importance. Any ideas?

Doorknob might do the trick...

I almost crapped my pants!

The doorknob idea kicks ass, I was thinking a coat hanger.

Gerbil? Hamster?

Ooh! Yes! Small rodent!

If you're feeling sorry for the animals though, you could get him a butt plug (nastily large) or a dildo (again, nastily large). Or a guide book for San Francisco (do they have AAA in Guatemala? If not, a bookstore).

Oh, and everyone could talk with the stereotypical gay lisp all day/at the party.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/076...Fencoding=UTF8

Get one on the Internet. :)

Screw it. Just give him a blow job...

Damn. If turning gay inspires people to blow you on your birthday, maybe I should switch! :lol:

DUH!

/smacks self on the forehead

I forgot where I was for a moment! :D

Go to his place and take the closet doors off and make furniture out of them.

a (gay) male stripper in female drag ;)
have "her" try to convert him back, and then give up/give in and reveal himself.

How about a lifetime supply of ginger root...

Best reply, ever...

Cant

stop

laughing

Thank you all for your suggestions, after giben it a good thought, i ended up given him the biggest ginger root i was able to find, IT WAS HILLARIOUS and i'm sure in the end it will come in handy for him and his boyfriend, the only downward was that my wife was about to kill me for the prank... anyway, when is it that the wifes don't suck the fun out of a good prank.

Okay call me stupid but... Ginger Root?

Ginger root.

Consider yourself educated.

Ginger root works in heterosexual situations too.