05-03-2006, 01:43 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Academics Develop Formula for Perfect Butt
This one really made me laugh, still not entirely sure if it should be posted in Humor or here..
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191622,00.html Quote:
On another note, I feel this way of calculating it is not scientifical at all since the values fed into the equation depends on the judgement of the one setting them. Preference will always play a role and the same butt will get several different scores depending on who judges it.. I tend to agree with Sir-Mix-A-Lot, you know it when you se it, why bother with math? Oh and they forgot how they calculated the hip to waist ratio... it could be as simple as dividing the circumference of the wait with the circumference of the hips (waist/hips).. what do you think?
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05-03-2006, 05:01 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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I'm guessing the formula is a prediction of the average rating a random sample of people would provide for a given butt, rather than a measure of "the objective truth" of the quality said butt.
EDIT: on re-reading the article, the values going into the equation arent even measurements. They are just subjective ratings that the women apply to themselves. Well, garbage in, garbage out.
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05-03-2006, 05:07 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Just to blantantly rip off Fark: still no cure for cancer.
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05-03-2006, 05:10 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
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05-03-2006, 05:12 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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I have to give it to CSflim, he makes a convincing argument..
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05-03-2006, 06:02 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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This made the front page of the Daily News in NYC not too long ago, I kept forgetting to pick it up and post it.
It reminds me of the new cover of Baby Got Back. it's in week I if you cannot get the above link to play right.
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05-03-2006, 06:22 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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This reminds me of the studies about the golden ratio and attractiveness being based a large part on symmetry... except those studies used actual math figures and wasn't shit.
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05-03-2006, 06:46 AM | #9 (permalink) | |
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05-03-2006, 06:53 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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So, just for fun...my butt's a 59 (of course that's only according to me).
What's yours? lol
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05-03-2006, 07:40 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Scientifically, this doesn't even hold a candle to the classic A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown. Check out the diagram:
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