Woman Caught Using Fake Penis in Microwave
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...030301407.html

I am just stunned by this. How does one ask a store clerk to microwave your fake penis?

Better version of the story here:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...022501919.html

That is the most bizarre thing I've read in awhile. Why didn't they microwave it at home? Wait that's me asking an odd question. Why would she use that at all? Obviously she's a very creative woman. Maybe she was applyling for a creative job. :lol:

I'm sure she won't get the job now...I don't think they'll let her wait 90+ days to start. Wait, it won't be the wait..it's the fact that she lied and had a strange idea to pass a drug test. No, she won't get hired because she uses drugs. I can't even get my logic because there isn't any in this case. And this confirms that the world is a very colorful place filled with interesting people. The world would sure be boring without the stupidity of others. ;)

Heh. People do the darndest things.

Perhaps s/he was planning on applying as transgender?

Reminds me of Gattaca and all those drug tests in front of the doctor. "That's a beautiful piece of equipment you have there,...Leslye?"

Hmmm...this would almost make sense if it was a guy taking a fake penis filled with warm microwaved urine with him to a job interview to help him pass a drug test.....

I've worked in enough creative environments- the majority of the people in that environment couldn't pass a drug test -- especially on a monday morning :) It's where the creativity comes from... :lol:

Ok so i'm sure there's ways to get around a drug test... but a fake penis? Last drug test I took, I had to get rid of all personal effects (coat/bag/empty pockets) and pee with the stall door open... I wasn't watched closely but still... How would you explain why a woman has a penis?

I think its incredible that they are being charged after offering to pay for a new microwave. Still, its a bizzare story, I think it must be pretty humiliating for them to have this out in the public domain

Good.

Would be the only reply that I would post...were it not less than 10 characters.

Don't ask Don't tell?

Oh my gosh, that is hillarious, and the best part is that they were arested.
hehehe

i would a lady in dress cloths walking around with a penis strapped to her could be kinda noticeable... why didn't she just ziplock bag it!!



... but i think it would have been halarious and freaky to be the interviewer, drug test, and to notice that fake penis :thumbsup:

Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. *shakes head in disbelief*

All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe. ;)

So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done.

God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test

Now where's my prize? :p

Ding ding ding, I think we have a weiner.

Its an evil pun, but wouldn't your idea be thinking inside the box? :p

oh i was thinking about the strap-on penises that pee/cum, that have balls on them... they tend to also have some sort of sqeeze pump that makes it come out.... here's two different ones, one has balls, the other doesnt, but the ball-less squirter has a wide base and i'm not too sure about how exactly she would manage to walk around with that up her.... i havn't found one that would really work like that... but i didn't spend a whole lot of time looking... now it's time to delete my internet history :D but if anyone can find one that would work well for her use, post it!


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