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http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0...61&headline=It's%20the%20strip%20of%20a%20lifetime

It's the strip of a lifetime May 28 2003

Thomas Martin, Liverpool Echo

A PAIR of rowers are harbouring a naked ambition - to cross the Atlantic wearing no clothes.

The sailors are taking on the 3,000-mile endurance race against teams from around the world.

But the Runcorn-based explorers will complete the voyage naked in a bid to avoid chaffing, a known hazard of long-distance rowing. Phil Carrington and Jason McKinlay, both 32, will set off from La Gomera in the Canary Isles and row until they hit the beaches of Barbados.

A combination of constant exercise and harsh salt-water makes the risk of blisters a huge problem.

The pair, who have been friends in Runcorn for years and always sailed together, say the only way to reduce the risk of chaffing is to row completely starkers.

Phil, a diving instructor, said: "Once we get out of the harbour and away from the public gaze we will be stripping naked to row.

"It's got nothing to do with bravado; it's essential due to the heat and damp conditions."

Fitness instructor Jason said: "The build-up of sea salt deposits at the lower back could mean blisters on our buttocks the size of cricket balls.

"But by going naked and using a special sheepskin rug seat we can ease the wear and tear on our behinds."

They will spend six to seven weeks in a cramped boat rowing the 2,900 nautical miles across the Atlantic.

Thirty other teams will compete in the Atlantic Rowing Championship 2003, with the record set at 41 days.

An average time for the crossing is 55 days.

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okay - besides the obvious sunburn and blistering implications, along with wondering about the appeal of being in a boat naked for six to seven weeks...

Every major record or feat has been broken or obtained: from the sound barrier to Everest to hula-hooping. But not in the nude. There's a whole world of records and feats waiting to be accomplished in that category.

So... assuming there is no nude record already held... and that just by acheiving your goal you will be the first to accomplish it...

the question is... what feat would you like to be the first to accomplish in the buff?

Most sex? Actully I am sure there are people who allready have records on that that would make me sore. Slam dancing? That would just be disgusting. Hell I wouldn't even go for following someone record setting path much less set my own... much less in the nude.

The sheer, raving, goofiness of humanity never ceases to amaze me. Endlessly entertaing.

Longest time sittin' in a lawn chair, on the front lawn, suckin' down beer? I dunno...sounds like a good way to kill a weekend to me. :D