06-05-2003, 11:26 AM | #41 (permalink) | |
ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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06-05-2003, 04:25 PM | #44 (permalink) | |
ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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06-05-2003, 06:23 PM | #46 (permalink) | |
Everything's better with bacon
Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
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It was like that when I got here....I swear. |
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06-06-2003, 08:50 AM | #47 (permalink) | |
another passenger
Location: Youngstown, Ohio
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Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig..... |
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06-06-2003, 12:57 PM | #50 (permalink) | |
ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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06-06-2003, 02:52 PM | #51 (permalink) |
Stereophonic
Location: Chitown!!
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I'd pay off my current debts, pay off my parents' mortgage, buy a nice ride like a BMW X5, or Infiniti G35 Coupe, buy a nice house, and invest the rest and hopefully live off of it for many moons.
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06-06-2003, 03:04 PM | #52 (permalink) |
The Original JizzSmacka
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First I would pay off my student loans. Then I would buy a vacation for parents. They lived here in the states for 22 years and haven't gone on vacation together yet. After that I would buy a new car, medium sized single house, possibly go back to college and get another degree, set up a high speed computer network in my house, take a vacation to a tropical island.
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06-07-2003, 08:40 AM | #54 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Center Ice
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I would give at least half to my parents. I would like them to retire in style. $500K is plenty for me.
With that I would buy an H2, and a townhome in the mountains. That should take care of it.
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06-08-2003, 07:59 AM | #59 (permalink) |
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i would invest it until it became a few hundred million. then, when i'm old, i would record an album of just me burping for 30 minutes or so, distribute it to record stores, and then purchase every single copy so i could say i had the #1 selling album of all time.
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06-13-2003, 05:26 AM | #62 (permalink) |
pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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Several things:
1) I'd buy a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katie to embroider all my jeans. 2) I'd pay my poor old gray-haired daddy to drive my limousine. 3) I'd buy a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies to do anything I say. 4) I'd buy a genuine Indian guru to teach me a better way. 5) I'd buy all the friends that money can buy so I'll never have to be alone. And I'd keep getting richer, but I couldn't get my picture on the cover of "The Rolling Stone."
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