02-03-2006, 12:10 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is natural selection in action.
I have no problem with people that want to be fucked in the ass - I have done it before now, and it was great. I have no problem with those people being men - I have not been fucked in the ass, but I know guys that love it, and I am not going to tell them they're wrong. I have a serious problem with a guy that looks at a horse's cock and thinks; "hey! that needs to be inside my colon" - a horse's cock is BIGGER than the inside of your colon, buddy. It's just dumb. Poor fuck.
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02-03-2006, 12:42 PM | #42 (permalink) | |
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2. Your statement in my mind borders on the same logic for banning homosexuality. Fucking horses, or being fucked in the ass by a horse, I believe, may constitute a more difficult argument to convince an unbiased individual of its necessity. Replace horse with men/man.
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02-03-2006, 01:00 PM | #43 (permalink) | |
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Or maybe I'm wrong. I just had a girl I've been talking to sort of pitter out. I guess I'll feel better if I get all liquored up tonight and take my neighbor's dog for a little trip around the world. Thanks TFP for making my dissociated canine masturbation session feel A-OK /seriously, have a nice weekend all. I'm out.
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02-03-2006, 01:53 PM | #44 (permalink) | |
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Not a far stretch to give consnet.
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02-03-2006, 02:22 PM | #45 (permalink) | |
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02-03-2006, 07:50 PM | #46 (permalink) | |
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All I need to know now is who the cops should arrest, and in what way the whole thing will be the fault of the Republicans and the new Supreme Court justices.
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02-04-2006, 06:03 AM | #50 (permalink) |
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A horse cannot consent, Period. It cannot consent to Sex, and it cannot consent to pulling a plow, wagon, or being saddled and rode. They call it breaking a horse for a reason. They are breaking the horse's spirit until it finally submits and lets people ride it. It's the same thing with Bull Riding, That bull is definitely NOT consenting, that's why he's trying to throw your ass off. Although Disgusting, I'd say having sex with it is far less harmful than working him like a slave.
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02-04-2006, 06:56 AM | #51 (permalink) |
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If the horse can be considered raped, can it stand trial for manslaughter?
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02-04-2006, 08:45 PM | #52 (permalink) |
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Can I say that the sheer fact that we are having to argue beliefs on this is a little disturbing to me?
I just can't imagine what could make a person want to have sexual relations with an animal. This isn't just any animal either (not that I'd be ok with another) but it's a horse. A big animal. I don't know what the animal thinks or feels, but the mechanics are astounding. I'm surprised that the man even lived to get to the perforated colon part. I would have expected the horse to kick him in the head, or something along those lines.
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02-04-2006, 09:04 PM | #53 (permalink) | |
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02-05-2006, 02:43 PM | #55 (permalink) | |
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If I'd really wanted to stir the pot, I'd have asked how a fetus gives consent to be aborted. But I didn't want to threadjack. Now, how about doing us a favor and stopping these petty personal attacks? You've already done that enough to get a thread or two closed. Isn't that enough for you?
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02-05-2006, 04:46 PM | #56 (permalink) | |
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02-05-2006, 05:31 PM | #57 (permalink) | |
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02-06-2006, 07:59 AM | #58 (permalink) |
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What if the horse was killed humanely first, then someone had its way with it?
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02-06-2006, 08:58 AM | #59 (permalink) | |
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02-06-2006, 10:11 AM | #60 (permalink) |
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I'm with Ustwo -- animals are not under the same laws as we are.
We don't sue animals for sexual harassment because rubbing their genitals along my leg made be uncomfortable.. and I repeatedly said NO. Similarly, I own two horses and I agree that you ain't forcing a horse to do shit. Ever tried to push a horse somewhere it didn't want to go? Yea, fuck that. However, whether the horse wanted it or not is really inconsequential. We treat animals humanely, not AS humans. If we did, I think a great many of us would starve to death.
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02-06-2006, 01:43 PM | #62 (permalink) |
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.... umm..... uhh.... if that guy had family members that didnt like him.... they could bring this up for years to come. inlaws maybe. No hun i dont want to see your family for the holidays. why? remember that uncle you had that was fucked to death by a horse. oh man thats the sort of thing that will be remembered forever or never spoken of again. Bet his friend is going to spend some time thinking about that. what kinda freak wants to get fucked by a horse. the weirdest thing is he had a friend that must of been into animals too. you would think they would of just fucked eachother in a dark room and watched reruns of mr ed or something.
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02-06-2006, 01:47 PM | #63 (permalink) | |
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BAN MR ED!!!!
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02-10-2006, 06:37 PM | #64 (permalink) |
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Bestiality=homosexuality, yet again. If we say it enough, maybe that'll make it true. Gilda
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Furthermore, there are people who believe that animals should not be killed for food or coats, and while, yes, animals can be killed in a humane way, why should it be our decision when other living beings on the planet live or die? ...And why, if we consider it "humane" to kill animals in pain and misery, is it inhumane to kill humans in the same or worse conditions? I'm not trying to start a debate on that, but I'm trying to make a point that the law is really just about morals or opinions of the lawmaker at the time. There are many different opinions and outlooks on these things. Who can say which is correct? Laws get changed all the time. I have to add that, a) You can't take away an animal's ability to get pleasure from sex becuase most animals don't get pleasure from sex. b) Yeah, animals are not retarded people. That's true. But Homosexual people are not animals either. I really just don't think you can make a comparison between SANE, thinking individuals who can speak to us and either retarded people OR animals(who may not be insane, but have no way of communicating whether they want to have sex with us or not. Even if that male horse brought out his penis, who's to say he wanted to have sex with the man? Have any of you guys ever gotten an erection from a girl who you didn't actually have any desire to have sex with? The right stimulation can do wonders). Which brings me to my next point: to whoever said that horses can't be forced to do anything. Um, yeah, maybe if you try to move a horse by leaning on it or something, but...if you can't force it to do anything, what do you think we're doing when riding and training them? Just like humans, I'm pretty sure other animals can be coaxed into having sexual reactions from the right stimulation. Yet I'm pretty sure MOST horses don't go rushing over to mount human beings every time they see one. If they WERE consenting individuals who WANTED to have sex with the human, don't you think they might make the first moves once in a while? Don't you think someone would notice if horses were running around raping humans? |
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02-11-2006, 02:54 AM | #68 (permalink) | |
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My real concern is that the guy thought is wa a good idea to put a very large item into his backside, and have it pushed in by an animal bred to pull a plough. Would anyone use a tractor to force a baseball bat up their ass?
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02-11-2006, 08:46 AM | #69 (permalink) |
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Equinophobia at its saddest!
Isn't it yet clear to you Neanderthals? Events in this forum are proceeding at an uncontrolled gallop! Are you all so unbridled in your hatred as to not see your own intolerance? Copulation with farm mammals is firmly saddled within my (southern) culture and habits. I dare say most of you city slickers have never even seen a horse penis, much less tried one jammed into your colon. How dare you judge! You know what you are? You're a bunch of equinophobes!
Equinophobe! Equinophobe! Equinophobe! Until you have friends who get fucked up the ass by horses or until you have lived among us and studied our horse-fucking rituals, you have no right to judge us.
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02-11-2006, 09:17 AM | #70 (permalink) | |
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knife, its not the mentally challenged part that's specifically germane, it's the part bolded...i mean that an appearance of "consent," where "consent" means not running for the hills like a screaming banshee, isn't necessarily the greenlight for getting your marvin gaye on. so let me get this straight, so that i understand your position. you're dealing with someone who is either mentally challenged, or otherwise suffers from a psychological condition such that they answer "yes." to any question you ask them. you feel comfortable getting your swerve on with them? i'm not really sure that i feel that's appropriate. if i'm wrong, then hey - i guess i'll just have to disturb you with my "i'm going to shy away on the side of not raping the retarded girl" policy. and hey aladin... Quote:
ps. what part of the south are you referring to? please say not south carolina, please say not south carolina.
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02-11-2006, 02:21 PM | #72 (permalink) | |
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Homosexuality is an attraction to other people of the same sex and sexual activity with people of the same sex. Gilda
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02-11-2006, 03:22 PM | #73 (permalink) | |
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"Is homosexuality dependent on the species of your love interest?" Does a man that has sex only with female animals, or a woman who has sex with male ones consider herself "straight and zoophilic" - are men who screw female animals more or less likely to allow a male animal to penetrate them? I made an assumption (that in the light of your post now seems naive) that allowing a male animal to analy penetrate a man was in some way within the same realm as homosexuality - but only because it didn't occur to me to wonder that it was unrelated. So - people (and any typing animals out there ) - what do you think? Does bestial sex take account of the human sexual orientation of the people involved? Could a woman who is gay with humans think it OK to allow an animal to penetrate her sexually? I really don't know. Do you?
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02-11-2006, 04:54 PM | #74 (permalink) | |
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02-12-2006, 12:49 AM | #75 (permalink) |
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Perhaps the dude with the blown-apart bum didn't know a horse often has a rather sizable dink? Maybe his human buddy told him he was hung like a horse and just assumed horses were that size. He had his back turned and probably never saw it coming.
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02-12-2006, 01:34 AM | #76 (permalink) | |
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That being said I don't think too many people here would consider the ethical question the same. The only real link is can you legislate peoples sexuality, and there the link between homosexuality and this does come into play. This is the 'ick' factor, and there is a thread about it in sexuality.
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02-12-2006, 02:44 AM | #77 (permalink) |
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I can't believe the discussions going on in this thread. Equating beastiality to homosexuality? In any way? Are you insane? If someone wants to PM me and make a case for keeping this thread open, go ahead and give it a shot. Until then- this thread has gone to hell, and it should not be given one thought more than it's already had. |
02-12-2006, 10:52 AM | #79 (permalink) | |
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As you're always welcome to do, two members PM'ed me regarding this thread and felt misrepresented. Taking their argument to heart, I can't help but feel there's some "clearing the air" that needs to go on... which I'm mostly bothering to support because it may help change the tenor in this thread. Let me say this, though: Whatever opinions you hold about homosexuality are your own. I, as we expect others to here at the TFP, respect your decision to form and hold your opinion of it, even as I may disagree with you (I find it perfectly normal, some here find it to be wrong, etc). It is fine to debate and discuss your opinions, but you will not use or allow your opinions of a group to mock or bash that group here on the TFP. And equating beastiality to homosexuality is flatly unacceptable. If you have a problem with that, PM me and we can discuss why you think comparing the two is ok. So now it's back open... maybe someone can save this thread from bringing down the whole board. - analog. |
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02-12-2006, 11:10 AM | #80 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
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For the record.
I think that bestiality is not very nice, and am glad that it's illegal in England. I think homosexuality is perfectly acceptable. I don't believe that sex with animals is in any way related to homosexuality. I'm sorry if anyone took offense at anything I wrote in this thread. The original news story demonstrates that the man involved had what seems to me a pathological sexuality that led to his own demise. Please feel free to PM me if you feel I did anything to upset you personally. Thanks.
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