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Hanxter · 06-04-2003, 07:18 AM

Brothel Offers Free Sex to Returning Troops

Wed June 4, 2003 10:22 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country!

In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.

"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"

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BBtB · 06-04-2003, 11:01 AM

Whats a legal brothel?

WhoaitsZ · 06-04-2003, 11:28 AM

MUCH cooler than cheap champaine and group hugs!

Tom Thumb · 06-04-2003, 11:31 AM

What's really odd is that only 16 people have shown up for it so far. You'd expect free sex to be gone within minutes.

mystmarimatt · 06-04-2003, 11:47 AM

yeah, but being as sexuality is still taboo and all, it's not surprizing. either way, that's funny.

Bill O'Rights · 06-04-2003, 12:01 PM

O.K., now that just...well, it just...[sniff]...brings a tear to my eye.

Ashton · 06-04-2003, 12:04 PM

The Bunnyranch is the best Cat House in Nevada

check out teh Babes......

http://www.bunnyranch.net/

DarkerFire · 06-04-2003, 12:06 PM

I wonder who's the president of the sex capital?

The Darker Fire Within.

viveleroi0 · 06-04-2003, 12:08 PM

screw fighting for my country... I'd fight for sex.

nowthen · 06-04-2003, 01:12 PM

$50,000 bucks for 50 free plus discounts.... shit, hookers are expensive in the states.....

Mr. Mojo · 06-04-2003, 01:32 PM

"Thirteen men and <b>three women</b> in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts."

ahahhahaa - thats great! we need more women in uniform going to brothels.

krwlz · 06-04-2003, 04:26 PM

Its insane! I love it! That is probably the single best reason to join the armed forces...

sierra2774 · 06-04-2003, 06:16 PM

That is just so nice of them...Maybe I should get a job there.

yodapaul · 06-04-2003, 07:17 PM

Now THAT is a reason to join the army!

Frowning Budah · 06-04-2003, 07:19 PM

Cool. I am just not sure I could have sex without love. I know done of you believe that but it is true.

paddyjoe · 06-05-2003, 06:10 PM

I'm not quite sure that's what the G.I. bill was enacted for, but what the hell, gotta do your schooling somewhere.

cdwonderful · 06-06-2003, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sierra2774
That is just so nice of them...Maybe I should get a job there.

would be patriotic of you.

06-04-2003, 07:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Payback Is NOT Always A Bitch Brothel Offers Free Sex to Returning Troops Wed June 4, 2003 10:22 AM ET LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country! In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war. The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday. Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines. "We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them." The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex. Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said. "We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?" LINK

06-04-2003, 11:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Whats a legal brothel? __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-04-2003, 11:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tom Thumb Crazy Location: In a self portrait	What's really odd is that only 16 people have shown up for it so far. You'd expect free sex to be gone within minutes. __________________ My name is marketing. Now buy my product.

06-04-2003, 11:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	yeah, but being as sexuality is still taboo and all, it's not surprizing. either way, that's funny. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

06-04-2003, 12:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	O.K., now that just...well, it just...[sniff]...brings a tear to my eye. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-04-2003, 11:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	MUCH cooler than cheap champaine and group hugs!

06-04-2003, 12:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	The Bunnyranch is the best Cat House in Nevada check out teh Babes...... http://www.bunnyranch.net/

06-04-2003, 12:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
DarkerFire Upright	I wonder who's the president of the sex capital? The Darker Fire Within.

06-04-2003, 12:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	screw fighting for my country... I'd fight for sex. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-04-2003, 01:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	$50,000 bucks for 50 free plus discounts.... shit, hookers are expensive in the states..... __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

06-04-2003, 01:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Mojo Addict Location: NYC	"Thirteen men and <b>three women</b> in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts." ahahhahaa - thats great! we need more women in uniform going to brothels. __________________ When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression

06-04-2003, 04:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Its insane! I love it! That is probably the single best reason to join the armed forces...

06-04-2003, 06:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	That is just so nice of them...Maybe I should get a job there. __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

06-04-2003, 07:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
yodapaul Insane Location: MN	Now THAT is a reason to join the army! __________________ I'm Just here to help. Now, Where is your problem?

06-04-2003, 07:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
Frowning Budah Slave of Fear	Cool. I am just not sure I could have sex without love. I know done of you believe that but it is true.

06-05-2003, 06:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I'm not quite sure that's what the G.I. bill was enacted for, but what the hell, gotta do your schooling somewhere.