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Ishmal · 01-22-2006, 06:26 PM

Pack of angry Chihuahuas attacks police officer

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Originally Posted by CNews

FREMONT, Calif. (AP) - A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home after a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries, including bites to his ankle, Detective Bill Veteran said.

The five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway Thursday, authorities said. The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident.

The officer was treated at a hospital and returned to work less than two hours later.

he's goin to have to be thick skined to live this one down!

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Slippery Slope · 01-22-2006, 06:46 PM

I wonder how much compo he's in for...

noodle · 01-22-2006, 07:35 PM

Must... stop... laughing... it isn't nice. Chihuahuas!

I suppose it could have been serious. Depending on the dogs' vertical leap ability.

feelgood · 01-22-2006, 08:28 PM

What a wuss, I would simply kicked them out of my way like a football

Carno · 01-22-2006, 08:35 PM

Yeah man I would have been punting them over houses and shit.

JumpinJesus · 01-22-2006, 08:51 PM

The wording alone is worth a million dollars: A pack of angry chihuahuas...

Did they meet beforehand and discuss a strategy or were they so consumed with anger that they charged willy-nilly?

Carno · 01-22-2006, 09:08 PM

You know how it is with a mob.. One thing leads to another, and pretty soon you're flipping cars and assaulting police and looting liquor stores.

Min · 01-22-2006, 09:10 PM

Such hooliganism, these beasts must be stopped before it goes to far. First the ankles, next, the kneecaps!

Carno · 01-22-2006, 09:12 PM

And once they master the pyramid formation, the crotch!!

cyrnel · 01-22-2006, 09:41 PM

That's pretty damned sneaky. What with pit bulls, rotts & ilk being instant service-revolver fodder, the guy trains a pack of piranha taco-munchers. Very sneaky indeed. Next it'll be miniature poodle hordes breaking down the precinct barriers. Destroy them all while we still have a chance!

pan6467 · 01-22-2006, 11:10 PM

As someone who has a chihuahua, I can vouch for their verocity.

Why not a day goes by that my Dinkydawg doesn't get upset and try to nip my big toe.

I'd hate to think of what 5 could do.......

maleficent · 01-23-2006, 02:47 AM

I'm not a fan of those little rat dogs -- the smaller they are - the meaner they are... and in packs they are even worse...

Poppinjay · 01-23-2006, 07:45 AM

"I said, drop the damn chalupa!"

flat5 · 01-23-2006, 11:55 AM

Where's Deputy Dawg when you need him?

Too bad it was not filmed by a security camera.

The_Jazz · 01-23-2006, 12:08 PM

In my next life, the one where I come back as a rock star, I'm going to name my band "Pack of Angry Chihuahuas".

01-22-2006, 08:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Yeah man I would have been punting them over houses and shit. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

01-22-2006, 08:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	The wording alone is worth a million dollars: A pack of angry chihuahuas... Did they meet beforehand and discuss a strategy or were they so consumed with anger that they charged willy-nilly? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-22-2006, 09:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	You know how it is with a mob.. One thing leads to another, and pretty soon you're flipping cars and assaulting police and looting liquor stores. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

01-22-2006, 09:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	And once they master the pyramid formation, the crotch!! __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/ Last edited by Carn; 01-23-2006 at 07:33 AM..

01-22-2006, 09:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	That's pretty damned sneaky. What with pit bulls, rotts & ilk being instant service-revolver fodder, the guy trains a pack of piranha taco-munchers. Very sneaky indeed. Next it'll be miniature poodle hordes breaking down the precinct barriers. Destroy them all while we still have a chance! __________________ There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195 Last edited by cyrnel; 01-22-2006 at 09:43 PM..

01-22-2006, 06:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slippery Slope Crazy	I wonder how much compo he's in for...

01-22-2006, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	What a wuss, I would simply kicked them out of my way like a football

01-22-2006, 09:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Min Crazy Location: Louisiana	Such hooliganism, these beasts must be stopped before it goes to far. First the ankles, next, the kneecaps!

01-22-2006, 11:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	As someone who has a chihuahua, I can vouch for their verocity. Why not a day goes by that my Dinkydawg doesn't get upset and try to nip my big toe. I'd hate to think of what 5 could do....... __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

01-23-2006, 02:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I'm not a fan of those little rat dogs -- the smaller they are - the meaner they are... and in packs they are even worse... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-23-2006, 07:45 AM	#13 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	"I said, drop the damn chalupa!" __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

01-23-2006, 11:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Where's Deputy Dawg when you need him? Too bad it was not filmed by a security camera.

01-23-2006, 12:08 PM	#15 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	In my next life, the one where I come back as a rock star, I'm going to name my band "Pack of Angry Chihuahuas".