My wife is sorta stiff........ - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

loquitur · 06-10-2011, 12:52 PM

New York man says he's married to a mannequin, takes his wooden wife on tour upstate

She doesn't seem attractive. I wonder what he sees in her..........

BadNick · 06-11-2011, 12:09 PM

I hope he doesn't get a pet beaver.

hoyt 07 · 06-13-2011, 10:20 AM

LOL guess she is stiff

monkeysugar · 06-14-2011, 01:10 AM

WTFO? Either a media prank or has some very serious mental health isssue. Either way, it's with an inanimate object vs. a pit in a basement, a basket, and lotion. Whatever floats his boat.

MeltedMetalGlob · 06-14-2011, 03:11 AM

Gives new meaning to the term "waking up with wood."

06-10-2011, 12:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	My wife is sorta stiff........ New York man says he's married to a mannequin, takes his wooden wife on tour upstate She doesn't seem attractive. I wonder what he sees in her..........

06-14-2011, 01:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	WTFO? Either a media prank or has some very serious mental health isssue. Either way, it's with an inanimate object vs. a pit in a basement, a basket, and lotion. Whatever floats his boat. __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good. Last edited by monkeysugar; 06-14-2011 at 01:14 AM..

06-14-2011, 03:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
MeltedMetalGlob Crazy Location: San Huevos, USA	Gives new meaning to the term "waking up with wood." __________________ How's your mom, Ed?

06-11-2011, 12:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I hope he doesn't get a pet beaver.

06-13-2011, 10:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
hoyt 07 Upright	LOL guess she is stiff