My wife is sorta stiff........
 

New York man says he's married to a mannequin, takes his wooden wife on tour upstate

She doesn't seem attractive. I wonder what he sees in her..........

I hope he doesn't get a pet beaver.

LOL guess she is stiff

WTFO? Either a media prank or has some very serious mental health isssue. Either way, it's with an inanimate object vs. a pit in a basement, a basket, and lotion. Whatever floats his boat.

Gives new meaning to the term "waking up with wood."