Craven Morehead

How Could This Horse Be Worth One Million Dollars?

I don't know what to say......

hunnychile

I'm totally speechless too.

(...and I like horses a lot).

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Idyllic

wtf was that? Can marcy say, restraining order..... I hope so.

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you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does

p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

Baraka_Guru

Do you want to know what isn't funny?

I've received similar things as manuscript submissions at the publisher's office.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

fresnelly

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inBOIL

Whoa, whoa, parking on weekends illegal? This shit is serious.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

Halx

This is actually a joke published by SomethingAweful.

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Baraka_Guru

That's too bad because the shit I've seen was for real. You can't make that shit up, especially over 200 pages of it.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

Look at my horse... my horse is amazing.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Wes Mantooth

Its a shame this is a joke because its just so perfect in so many ways. The thing is I always wish I could meet people like this, you know they have really wild eyes, fidget a lot and probably say the most unintentionally funny stuff at the most random times.

Crazy people are awesome!

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