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loquitur · 06-20-2010, 08:41 AM

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Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding

A teenager collapsed during his marriage to a cow he had earlier been caught having sex with after claiming it had flirted with him.

A cow: Ngurah Alit's 'bride' was drowned after the ceremony A cow: Ngurah Alit's 'bride' was drowned after the ceremony

Unemployed Ngurah Alit, 18, was seen in a Bali paddy field standing naked behind the animal.

He claimed he believed the cow was a young and beautiful woman, and it had seduced him with flattering compliments.

He was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality.

But during the ritual Alit passed out as locals and police – drafted in to keep journalists at bay – looked on and his mother began screaming, according to Detik.com.

One villager said: ‘Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid.’

Alit quickly then became a widower when his new bride was drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual. Alit was only symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

Chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had then been ‘cleansed’ from the ‘defilement from the incident.’

Go figure. Link is here.

ring · 06-20-2010, 10:12 AM

Go figure what?

That there are numerous cultural practices on this planet?

dlish · 06-20-2010, 10:40 AM

there have been numerous cases like this, especialy in rural african villagers. ive heard of quite a few this past year.

bizarre to us, but hey, if thats what it takes to cleanse the place, then let them marry and be fruitful.

shame about the drowning though

ring · 06-20-2010, 10:45 AM

I wish they could have drowned 'The Chicken Dance Polka,' instead.

Xerxys · 06-20-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dlish

there have been numerous cases like this, especialy in rural african villagers. ive heard of quite a few this past year.

bizarre to us, but hey, if thats what it takes to cleanse the place, then let them marry and be fruitful.

shame about the drowning though

"Bali" is in Asia ...

World's King · 06-20-2010, 02:17 PM

It's so hard to find love these days...

tenchi069 · 06-21-2010, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ring

Go figure what?

That there are numerous cultural practices on this planet?

My first thought was that this has happened enough to create a cultural practice to begin with.

dlish · 06-21-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

"Bali" is in Asia ...

i dont recall saying anything about bali not being in asia...

what are you getting at X?

Jove · 06-21-2010, 11:19 AM

Is it possible that the kid was hallucinating?

dlish · 06-21-2010, 07:27 PM

no, its real...

the last time some poor farmer married a cow, he took her to the privacy of his home, and when they undressed, she said to him 'eat me'....

so he did

tenchi069 · 06-21-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dlish

no, its real...

the last time some poor farmer married a cow, he took her to the privacy of his home, and when they undressed, she said to him 'eat me'....

so he did

+1

izzzzy · 07-03-2010, 06:26 AM

prplly huffing paint fumes and got a woody that wouldn't go down. no sen~oritas around so .......

06-20-2010, 10:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	there have been numerous cases like this, especialy in rural african villagers. ive heard of quite a few this past year. bizarre to us, but hey, if thats what it takes to cleanse the place, then let them marry and be fruitful. shame about the drowning though __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

06-20-2010, 02:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	It's so hard to find love these days... __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-21-2010, 07:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	no, its real... the last time some poor farmer married a cow, he took her to the privacy of his home, and when they undressed, she said to him 'eat me'.... so he did __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

06-20-2010, 10:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Go figure what? That there are numerous cultural practices on this planet?

06-20-2010, 10:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I wish they could have drowned 'The Chicken Dance Polka,' instead.

06-21-2010, 11:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan	Is it possible that the kid was hallucinating?

07-03-2010, 06:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	prplly huffing paint fumes and got a woody that wouldn't go down. no sen~oritas around so .......