I hate Iceland!
 

He hates Iceland.

But he loves Hooters!

Yea, but com'on who doesn't like Hooters?

"Everybody does have, y'know ... "

Well, I can't say---I've never been.

But I like the concept at least.

My friends and I went to Hooters once, and the service was horrid. They misplaced our order and had us waiting for our food (just wings) for about forty-five minutes. Plus, they made me miss Lost, those wenches.