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Extramarital sex causes earthquakes
.... or at least it causes earthquakes in Iran, anyway.
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It's a good thing that men are essentially off the hook about it. That'd be one heck of a burden.
I wonder what the gays are causing. |
i think the gay community caused the massive asteriod a few days ago ...lemme just call my ayotollah and check..
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Wow those selfish people, all they think about are themselves.
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actually, if you do your sex correctly, the earth should move. whether or not the sex is extramarital. Right?
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All the thrusting must be putting pressure on the fault lines. When thrusting while married God puts a magical aura around you preventing the seismic waves from destroying the earth.
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she used to make my nether regions move |
Oh man, the people who publish this, how do they explain the US then????
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then again... http://www.myotherdrive.com/dyn/file...maritalsex.jpg |
This is the most disturbing news story I've read in a long time. It has to be a joke.
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I love how in-depth the article goes as to how the cleric believes sex causes earthquakes. Enlightening.
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Let's also not overlook the fact that this is also an assault on the important work of geologists/seismologists.
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Just yesterday I saw one of me female friends was attending and event called "boobquake" on facebook. After doing some digging I found it leads back to THIS blog.
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