02-12-2010, 03:41 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Christian Side Hug
Who thought this was a good idea and why didn't they drink the Kool-Aid first? Note the brown people awkwardly standing in the back, seemingly unwilling to cosign on such a sonic monstrosity.
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02-12-2010, 05:15 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Christ is dope!
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02-12-2010, 06:55 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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It's so weird to preach a chaste message though a salacious medium.
So very bizarre.
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02-12-2010, 09:11 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I'd just like to understand when hugs from the front became indecent and thusly unchristian. Was Jesus a side-huger? Where is this in the Bible?
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02-12-2010, 10:08 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Is this even legal? Whole bunch of whities trying to get people to side hug, in a rap no less.
I will admit that it's pretty catchy though. Now I have it stuck in my head. Damnit.
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02-13-2010, 02:19 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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side-hug? is that like side-boob?
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02-13-2010, 03:43 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Same way a whole ton of other things that aren't in the bible made it into conservative Christian thought. In this case, someone realized it was nice to feel boobs while giving people hugs and thought, like a good conservative Christian, that if it feels good it must be bad.
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