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Old 01-23-2010, 01:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Kermit's Physical

revealed a startling discovery.

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Old 01-23-2010, 01:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Kermit is into fisting!!!!
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No, Kermit has a SEVERED HUMAN ARM JAMMED UP HIS ASS!!! Everybody panic! Reverse zombie muppets - they don't eat your brains, they chop off your arms and jam them up their asses!!! We're all gonna die!!
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That just cracked me up.
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Kermit is into fisting...or at least, goatse

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Old 01-23-2010, 05:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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that's gotta hurt.........


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Old 01-23-2010, 08:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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what's green and smells like pork?















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Old 01-23-2010, 09:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
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what's green and smells like pork?

and Soylent Green. (no, wait, smells, not tastes)
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If there are any fans here of Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain", check out this Muppet themed song: The FuMP
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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into fisting? kermit must kick it with the obamas.

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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 01-24-2010, 09:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Kermit whacking it to Miss Piggy in his "Hurt" cover. Been there before.
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