Jetée

revealed a startling discovery.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Cynthetiq

Kermit is into fisting!!!!

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

The_Jazz

No, Kermit has a SEVERED HUMAN ARM JAMMED UP HIS ASS!!! Everybody panic! Reverse zombie muppets - they don't eat your brains, they chop off your arms and jam them up their asses!!! We're all gonna die!!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Bubkin

That just cracked me up.

Cynthetiq

Kermit is into fisting...or at least, goatse

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Fly

that's gotta hurt.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Sion

what's green and smells like pork?















Kermit's finger

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Jetée

and Soylent Green. (no, wait, smells, not tastes)

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Redlemon

If there are any fans here of Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain", check out this Muppet themed song: The FuMP

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

SSJTWIZTA

into fisting? kermit must kick it with the obamas.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Pearl Trade

Kermit whacking it to Miss Piggy in his "Hurt" cover. Been there before.

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Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.
Give me convenience or give me death!