Zombie apocalypse? You can still have bacon! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Plan9 · 01-13-2010, 09:26 PM

Since TFP seems to have a major chubby for this special pork product... here:

Tactical Bacon

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Originally Posted by Tactical Bacon

Bacon will save you!

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.

Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!

* Delicious bacon, canned, so it has a 10+ year shelf life.
* Approx. 18 servings per can (1 serving = 3 slices of bacon).
* Net Wt.: 9oz

inBOIL · 01-13-2010, 10:35 PM

1) This can't be real, can it? It kinda looks real.
2) Does it taste good? I mean, yeah it's bacon, but it's also canned. Canning has a way of changing things.
3) $16 for 9 oz. is waaaay to much.
4) What kind of juice is left in the can after the bacon's gone? Can you cook with it? If I dare my friend to drink it and he does, will he develop horrible stomach pains?

bobby · 01-14-2010, 07:48 AM

all things bacon...

Awesome Stuff - Bacon & Meat - Archie McPhee & Co.

like...bacon air freshener...

xoxoxoo

sapiens · 01-14-2010, 08:06 AM

It's real. The onion a.v. club has an article and video about eating canned bacon:
Taste Test: Yoder's Canned Bacon and Oscar Mayer Fully Cooked Bacon | Taste Test | The A.V. Club

You can buy a can of Yoder's bacon here:
http://www.campingsurvival.com/yocaba.html

stringerbell · 01-14-2010, 08:53 AM

Canned bacon? Think I will pass.

Xerxys · 01-14-2010, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by stringerbell

Canned bacon? Think I will pass.

You will Take the bacon I give you and LIKE it!!

SSJTWIZTA · 01-15-2010, 05:18 PM

it couldnt taste that bad. i mean, it's bacon after all.

Baraka_Guru · 01-15-2010, 06:48 PM

It probably tastes like brains....

Oh, wait.....

KirStang · 01-15-2010, 10:56 PM

Does it have a rail attachment point? Otherwise it's really not tactical...

Plan9 · 01-15-2010, 11:23 PM

Yeah, I saw the CMMG and M4 profile on the can and immediately thought that I should be able to slide it on the 6 o'clock rail on my AR.

KirStang · 01-16-2010, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Yeah, I saw the CMMG and M4 profile on the can and immediately thought that I should be able to slide it on the 6 o'clock rail on my AR.

LOL. And use it like a M203? Tactical Islamic extremist repellent. (Hope I don't offend anyone...)

dlish · 01-16-2010, 02:33 AM

you'll find a hard time getting me upset over bacon...hmmm..bacon

does it come in the halal equivelant? beef bacon, turkey bacon? theres plenty of thats ort of stuff here.

not sure i would want to eat something 10 years after it has died though...eww..

01-13-2010, 10:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	1) This can't be real, can it? It kinda looks real. 2) Does it taste good? I mean, yeah it's bacon, but it's also canned. Canning has a way of changing things. 3) $16 for 9 oz. is waaaay to much. 4) What kind of juice is left in the can after the bacon's gone? Can you cook with it? If I dare my friend to drink it and he does, will he develop horrible stomach pains? __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

01-14-2010, 07:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	all things bacon... Awesome Stuff - Bacon & Meat - Archie McPhee & Co. like...bacon air freshener... xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo Last edited by bobby; 01-14-2010 at 04:18 PM..

01-14-2010, 08:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	It's real. The onion a.v. club has an article and video about eating canned bacon: Taste Test: Yoder's Canned Bacon and Oscar Mayer Fully Cooked Bacon \| Taste Test \| The A.V. Club You can buy a can of Yoder's bacon here: http://www.campingsurvival.com/yocaba.html Last edited by sapiens; 01-14-2010 at 08:08 AM..

01-15-2010, 05:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	it couldnt taste that bad. i mean, it's bacon after all. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

01-15-2010, 06:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	It probably tastes like brains.... Oh, wait..... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

01-14-2010, 08:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
stringerbell Upright	Canned bacon? Think I will pass.

01-15-2010, 10:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
KirStang Future Bureaucrat	Does it have a rail attachment point? Otherwise it's really not tactical...

01-15-2010, 11:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Yeah, I saw the CMMG and M4 profile on the can and immediately thought that I should be able to slide it on the 6 o'clock rail on my AR.

01-16-2010, 02:33 AM	#12 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	you'll find a hard time getting me upset over bacon...hmmm..bacon does it come in the halal equivelant? beef bacon, turkey bacon? theres plenty of thats ort of stuff here. not sure i would want to eat something 10 years after it has died though...eww.. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy