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Old 01-12-2010, 01:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What the hell did i just read?

Time Cube

entertain yourself for a quick second with this jibber-jabber.
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I can't wait until he finds and spams us.
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Well I'm sold... Where do I sign up?
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Okay, now picture this but in manuscript form (yes, maintaining the colour, font, and alignment choices).

Now picture that manuscript on my desk, with a sincere letter attached to it requesting me to consider it for publication in a book....for profit.

Welcome to my life.

(I wish I were kidding.)
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wait...are you implying that you actually read all of that? That's gotta be bad for the brain.
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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holy shit...just skimming that made my brain hurt
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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but don't you get it? the earth it totally a cube...or something.

i dunno, he tries to state something of that sort somewhere in that clutter of hatred.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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but don't you get it? the earth it totally a cube...or something.
I'm surprised that more here aren't interested in this....because, well, it disproves God.
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Old 01-13-2010, 05:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Huh, and here I thought it was something like "Kill all the Jews" or "That red light from Kenny Rodger's Roasters is eating my brain".
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Huh, and here I thought it was something like "Kill all the Jews" or "That red light from Kenny Rodger's Roasters is eating my brain".
Yeah... What was with the "Death To Jews" thing?


I think that was more personal. Same with the rest of the racist comments.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm not sure I read any kind of "proof" in there, just rants and denials. I gave up when I hit "Next Page."
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My mind..
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Old 01-14-2010, 06:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Am I the only one who sees the flawless logic in his writings? How can you guys NOT be overwhelmed by the inherent simplicity of his insights into Life, the Universe, and Everything. The clarity and power of his preaching makes me shiver with delight.

I am hereby dedicating my life to spreading his message, and all you naysayers will suffer the indignity and ignominy of being proven wrong as all he so clearly points out comes to pass.

So... in order to be able to finance my support of his good work, I do have a bridge in New York and some land in Florida I'm willing to sell cheap! No reasonable offer refused.
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