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loquitur 01-12-2010 10:54 AM
A big dick doesn't help you get a job
 
How do I know that a big dick doesn't help you get a job? Well, because an item in the Huffington Post proves it. Here, have a look:
Quote:
Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."
The story is accompanied by photo and a video, everyone. No, not photo and video of that.

SSJTWIZTA 01-12-2010 11:09 AM
i'm in the same boat as that guy, only with a much smaller dick.

time to see if mcdonalds needs any help. (closest mcdonalds is 45 min. away from the house.)

Fly 01-12-2010 11:17 AM
I AM a big dick but..........i still have a job.


........and i'd do porn........

Daniel_ 01-12-2010 11:20 AM
Surely the guy could get a job in porn?

The_Jazz 01-12-2010 11:22 AM
Being a big asshole can get you a job as an admin on a message board. But the pay sucks.

ShaniFaye 01-12-2010 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2747485)
Being a big asshole can get you a job as an admin on a message board. But the pay sucks.
but the benefits are awesome....admit it

Plan9 01-12-2010 12:06 PM
He should work for Quiznos doing anti-Subway ads.

SSJTWIZTA 01-12-2010 12:21 PM
Quizno's new 13 and a half inch?

Craven Morehead 01-12-2010 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA (Post 2747474)
i'm in a same boat as that guy, only with a much smaller dick.
me too :grumpy:

Fotzlid 01-12-2010 01:13 PM
Quote:
profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis.....Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."
Thats assuming anybody does now. Its not like his record was discovered by accident in some random penis survey.

paddyjoe 01-12-2010 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2747478)
........and i'd do porn........
what the fuck could you do???

maybe be the towel boy..........:thumbsup:

Daniel_ 01-12-2010 02:11 PM
I have a 12" penis.

I don't use it, as a rule.

Fotzlid 01-12-2010 02:12 PM
ba-dum chh

Jetée 01-12-2010 02:14 PM
Man, contrary to popular belief, anybody with the name "Falcon", ranging from Phil Falcon to Little Falcon, (the Balloon Boy) is a dick. Period.

"Nobody." hahaha, it was so funny that he to reiterate the reason he wouldn't do porn.

blahblah454 01-12-2010 03:30 PM
Wow, that must be seriously cumbersome.

Fly 01-12-2010 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paddyjoe (Post 2747538)
what the fuck could you do???

maybe be the towel boy..........:thumbsup:


i sure as hell know what you can do joe........:eek:



bastard

Craven Morehead 01-12-2010 06:13 PM
Mr. Big : Rolling Stone

SSJTWIZTA 01-12-2010 06:20 PM
http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...s/00325515.jpg

hey baby, come get some of the stud-muffin.

bazkitcase5 01-12-2010 09:57 PM
maybe he should be looking for rich women

I bet men with 13 inch dicks can be gold diggers too!

ASU2003 01-12-2010 10:14 PM
CBC News - World - Nevada gives 'green light' to its first male brothel

He might be perfect for this job.

SSJTWIZTA 01-12-2010 10:21 PM
i dunno. most chicks i know would run away from a 13 inch cock thats girth is described as such:
"Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection."

ASU2003 01-12-2010 10:26 PM
But there might be quite a few women who would want a ride on the largest penis in the world. Or at least spend some time playing with it.

Bill O'Rights 01-13-2010 10:34 AM
Perhaps he could become a professional sideshow freak. Hell, even I'd pay $2.00 to see that thing when it was angry.
Acts needed for sideshows

Shell 01-13-2010 12:18 PM
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It's all in the presentation:

loquitur 01-15-2010 12:44 PM
Ha! good one, Shell!!

MSD 01-18-2010 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fotzlid (Post 2747508)
Thats assuming anybody does now. Its not like his record was discovered by accident in some random penis survey.
In the Rolling Stone article, he talks about having let random women and men suck his dick just for the hell of it, and walking around in bike shorts with it wrapped around his leg. No accident at all.

mrklixx 01-18-2010 04:20 PM
Nobody takes Ron Jeremy seriously, but do you think he gives a crap?


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