Sibling drama - facebook style
 

Holy shit....

Mental note: keep track of whatever the equivalent to Facebook is when my kids hit the teen years....

That's so wrong, I so shouldn't laugh...and I can't stop laughing...!

(insert Facebook parable)

Funny. I'm glad I had open minded parents and no computers as a teenager.

That's pretty extreme.

Not bad though. I like how some of the people in list replied.

It's like they canned Jerry Springer and distributed it to the masses.

This is actually the reason I'm not on Facebook.

I don't want my exwife posting my "Hot Senior Ladies I'd Fuck" list.

Including those Angela Lansbury photoshops I kept in my sock drawer.

Bea Arthur!

What's up with this "Asian parents are strict" stuff?

what's a v-card?

Virginity


That's hilarious. But I guess one betrayal deserves another.

oh..

what no black cherry?

BLAM! You ALL get a taste of the Bitch Puddin'!

OMG, so wrong, and so funny! :lol: Her brother is right though, what can she do? She can't exactly go to their parents about it, LMAO. If I were one of the guys on the list who was also tagged on facebook, I don't know if I would avoid her or call her right then. :p

As a parent, all I can say is "thank god I have boys".

wait, how can she give up the v-card to more than one person.. maybe it's just the va-jay jay.

I thought it meant Valentine's card.

I feel sorry for the guy who ate her out. Seems he's only worth a kiss even after all that hard work.

What's "NVMI" next to Jacob mean?

nevermind?

It's actually nvm + exclamation point.

[/COLOR]notice she didn't cross out anyone who was a potential v-card :p so it's still on the list! :lol:

If I were Brian, I'd get a haircut.

If I were a newly shorn Brian, I'd make sure to wear a condom. Maybe two.

I think we all need to give her some credit for setting goals to be accomplished by 4/2010.

Ah, damn. I was going to post this soon (I found it around two days ago).

Guess it had a good response.

No no, I think you misunderstand. The V-card isn't hers.. The v-card means the guy is a virgin. That's why people with V-card aren't crossed out.

hahaha, that is so awesome

I really like Britney telling him that it was his fault for having beer in his room in the first place. Maybe Katie shouldn't have kept a list of her whoring activities in her room either. And better yet, not rat on her brother in the first place! I agree, Karma is a bitch! lol

man, this is so funny

Yeah, I don't get the "V-card" and the "NVM!" either. But, then again, I guess that I really don't need to to pick up on the fact that Katie is gettin' fucked. In soooo many ways. I hope for his/her sake, that Chris is a very very light sleeper. I'm also guessing that, by now, it wouldn't matter if Brian shaved his head bald. He ain't gettin' that blow job from Katie.

Why would you make a list of such things? This is too funny!

Well...if nothing else, it demonstrates that she is well organized, goal oriented, pays attention to details and works within deadlines.

She's going to make some lucky boss one hell of a sexetary...er...secretary. ;)

I wouldn't be shocked if the brother made this himself and posted it out of spite.

You're trying to hard to look at the situation for more than it is. take it at face value, it's funnier that way :)


Why am I not on this list. damnit, even a haircut won't save me.

Oh my god thats funny!

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house to see the fallout.

if he did, he writes like a girl.

haha, at first I thought it could be fake too, but its more funny to assume otherwise

and NVM = nevermind

I dunno.. that "dick sucking list" line was a good one and leads me to believe its real. (that is if this whole facebook entry is even real to begin with :p )

There are also the replies from Katie herself.

V-card is definitely her virginity... because the list was hypothetical at the time of writing, and she was a virgin, she wrote several boys she was down for having her first time with.

On the facebook tip... WOW! He tagged all the people in the note! Never cross that kid, I guess. :)

fuckin' eh.......me too.:thumbsup:

the kids out of order in my opinion. There is no reason to humiliate his sister cos he is pissed off with his parents.

really? so it's okay that his sister ratted on him first? or is this more white knight complex that you want to save the little sket?

Nobody likes a rat.

Both were out of line, of course. Nasty is as nasty does.

But this doesn't take away the humour factor. It's a crude schadenfreude. But it's humour nonetheless.

yea, she didn't humiliate him, but she did rat on him for no reason other than to get him in trouble

here's to thinking that maybe she should have thought about that a little more =)

Im sorry- but what kind of a man takes pleasure in hurting the feelings of a teenage girl? I think he is a reprobate.

ummm probably not a man by your definitions, but he's more than likely a teen since he's underage and cannot drink beer.

I don't know if you had siblings, but many don't get along and act just like this, some grow out of it, others still harbor it even in adulthood.

I have a sister, and another sister who died.

But thats nothing to do with it. Certainly the buffoon who acted like this is not a man, he is a spiteful little child. I really dont see anything funny about these actions that probably left a teenage girl completely humiliated and in tears. I must be some kind of freak that I dont find hurting people funny I suppose.

As for his motivation, if his parents are so anti booze,I guess he shouldnt leave his booze in his room.I cant speak from experience, cos Ive never been "grounded". But if he is old enough to drink 12 beers he should be old enough to stand up to his parents, not hurt his sister as a proxy for his anger at them.

5 years from now, they'll be laughing about this.

assuming she isn't in jail after murdering him first haha

using SF's logic, then maybe she shouldn't have kept a piece of paper detailing her sexual actions and fantasies for anybody to find - he wasn't angry at his parents, he was angry at his sister for ratting on him for no good reason other than to get him in trouble

X-mas Cheer

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I've read that one before, but that is just too funny

hmmm, I wonder.....

Fakebook Quotes

Nothing is real....

*sigh*

thanks for letting me down

I guess Kids will be Kids?

That hurt worse than "learning" the truth about Santa.

Up is down, left is right.

ANARCHY!

I don't really like facebook, at all, but this one has to be real, right?


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Meeeeeeeeeeeowth That’s Right!

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Facebook Mom of the Day: Lost... your TV privileges.

well you could sow hate and discontent out there...

Society blows
 

Jetée, that one is awesome.

Great find, Jetee. It's good to have a nice chuckle in the morning.

In his defense, she does have awesome tits.... :oogle:

very funny. Very.

Eh, they're not that great, Baraka. I've gargled better.

...

And what happened to people using clever anonymous screen names and not giving out their e-mail address in public?

People like me cannot afford to be so choosy.

But you have gnarly major appliances, right?

Those beat "spectacular milkwagons" any day.

I have a galley kitchen smaller than most people's 1/2 bathrooms.

I don't have a laundry room, or a dishwasher.

So, no. :no:

Well, fuck... you need to upgrade at least one of those things, bro.

Otherwise you might turn into a serial killer or something.

It might be too late. I've been having weird and vivid dreams lately.

I'm currently in the process of upgrading my jorb. I need to sell out, and soon.

that imageshack url gave me a "403 error message." I wanted to see bewbs.

Extremely Awesome

Love hurts
 

Wow, that whole family is quasi-literate.

"You Got URL Problems" found via an acquaintance's blog, & thought it quite creative.
 

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(clcik to see the story, or to read the lyrics... some may need Google Translate to aid them...)


if not, click the below image to enable audio, and read-(rap?)along to the beat of Jay-Z's "99 Problems".
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I love the url rap jetee.

(my) working title: "The Harsh Winds When in Mid-Air"

(click HERE to try and sing along to the beat)
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I have no idea what this is referring to (TV, SCI-FI series?) but it is immersive, somewhat funny (perhaps moreso if you know of the characters' universe involved).

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it's Mass effect 2.