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Craven Morehead 12-21-2009 10:21 PM

Sibling drama - facebook style
 
http://i.imgur.com/58kXI.jpg

levite 12-21-2009 10:48 PM

Holy shit....

Mental note: keep track of whatever the equivalent to Facebook is when my kids hit the teen years....

That's so wrong, I so shouldn't laugh...and I can't stop laughing...!

Plan9 12-21-2009 11:01 PM

(insert Facebook parable)

Daniel_ 12-22-2009 12:11 AM

Funny. I'm glad I had open minded parents and no computers as a teenager.

LoganSnake 12-22-2009 10:29 AM

That's pretty extreme.

Not bad though. I like how some of the people in list replied.

Xerxys 12-22-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2741907)
(insert Facebook parable)

It's like they canned Jerry Springer and distributed it to the masses.

Plan9 12-22-2009 12:24 PM

This is actually the reason I'm not on Facebook.

I don't want my exwife posting my "Hot Senior Ladies I'd Fuck" list.

Including those Angela Lansbury photoshops I kept in my sock drawer.

LoganSnake 12-22-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plan9 (Post 2742068)
this is actually the reason i'm not on facebook.

I don't want my exwife posting my "hot senior ladies i'd fuck" list.

Including those angela lansbury photoshops i kept in my sock drawer.

Bea Arthur!

Plan9 12-22-2009 12:38 PM

What's up with this "Asian parents are strict" stuff?

Cynthetiq 12-22-2009 12:39 PM

what's a v-card?

Slims 12-22-2009 12:52 PM

Virginity


That's hilarious. But I guess one betrayal deserves another.

Cynthetiq 12-22-2009 12:56 PM

oh..

what no black cherry?

ratbastid 12-22-2009 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq (Post 2742081)
oh..

what no black cherry?

BLAM! You ALL get a taste of the Bitch Puddin'!

onodrim 12-22-2009 01:06 PM

OMG, so wrong, and so funny! :lol: Her brother is right though, what can she do? She can't exactly go to their parents about it, LMAO. If I were one of the guys on the list who was also tagged on facebook, I don't know if I would avoid her or call her right then. :p

The_Jazz 12-22-2009 01:23 PM

As a parent, all I can say is "thank god I have boys".

Cynthetiq 12-22-2009 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slims (Post 2742080)
Virginity


That's hilarious. But I guess one betrayal deserves another.

wait, how can she give up the v-card to more than one person.. maybe it's just the va-jay jay.

wooÐs 12-22-2009 01:32 PM

I thought it meant Valentine's card.

ObieX 12-22-2009 01:33 PM

I feel sorry for the guy who ate her out. Seems he's only worth a kiss even after all that hard work.

The_Jazz 12-22-2009 01:35 PM

What's "NVMI" next to Jacob mean?

wooÐs 12-22-2009 01:35 PM

nevermind?

It's actually nvm + exclamation point.

onodrim 12-22-2009 01:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq (Post 2742091)
wait, how can she give up the v-card to more than one person.. maybe it's just the va-jay jay.

notice she didn't cross out anyone who was a potential v-card :p so it's still on the list! :lol:

Craven Morehead 12-22-2009 02:05 PM

If I were Brian, I'd get a haircut.

The_Jazz 12-22-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craven Morehead (Post 2742125)
If I were Brian, I'd get a haircut.

If I were a newly shorn Brian, I'd make sure to wear a condom. Maybe two.

wooÐs 12-22-2009 02:11 PM

I think we all need to give her some credit for setting goals to be accomplished by 4/2010.

Jetée 12-22-2009 03:48 PM

Ah, damn. I was going to post this soon (I found it around two days ago).

Guess it had a good response.

Reese 12-23-2009 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq (Post 2742091)
wait, how can she give up the v-card to more than one person.. maybe it's just the va-jay jay.

No no, I think you misunderstand. The V-card isn't hers.. The v-card means the guy is a virgin. That's why people with V-card aren't crossed out.

bazkitcase5 12-23-2009 11:35 AM

hahaha, that is so awesome

I really like Britney telling him that it was his fault for having beer in his room in the first place. Maybe Katie shouldn't have kept a list of her whoring activities in her room either. And better yet, not rat on her brother in the first place! I agree, Karma is a bitch! lol

man, this is so funny

Bill O'Rights 12-23-2009 12:41 PM

Yeah, I don't get the "V-card" and the "NVM!" either. But, then again, I guess that I really don't need to to pick up on the fact that Katie is gettin' fucked. In soooo many ways. I hope for his/her sake, that Chris is a very very light sleeper. I'm also guessing that, by now, it wouldn't matter if Brian shaved his head bald. He ain't gettin' that blow job from Katie.

lostgirl 12-23-2009 12:59 PM

Why would you make a list of such things? This is too funny!

Bill O'Rights 12-23-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostgirl (Post 2742385)
Why would you make a list of such things?

Well...if nothing else, it demonstrates that she is well organized, goal oriented, pays attention to details and works within deadlines.

She's going to make some lucky boss one hell of a sexetary...er...secretary. ;)

genuinegirly 12-23-2009 04:16 PM

I wouldn't be shocked if the brother made this himself and posted it out of spite.

Shauk 12-23-2009 04:49 PM

You're trying to hard to look at the situation for more than it is. take it at face value, it's funnier that way :)


Why am I not on this list. damnit, even a haircut won't save me.

Wes Mantooth 12-23-2009 05:03 PM

Oh my god thats funny!

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house to see the fallout.

Cynthetiq 12-23-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2742446)
I wouldn't be shocked if the brother made this himself and posted it out of spite.

if he did, he writes like a girl.

bazkitcase5 12-23-2009 05:21 PM

haha, at first I thought it could be fake too, but its more funny to assume otherwise

and NVM = nevermind

ObieX 12-23-2009 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2742446)
I wouldn't be shocked if the brother made this himself and posted it out of spite.

I dunno.. that "dick sucking list" line was a good one and leads me to believe its real. (that is if this whole facebook entry is even real to begin with :p )

wooÐs 12-24-2009 09:51 AM

There are also the replies from Katie herself.

Toaster126 12-26-2009 04:38 PM

V-card is definitely her virginity... because the list was hypothetical at the time of writing, and she was a virgin, she wrote several boys she was down for having her first time with.

On the facebook tip... WOW! He tagged all the people in the note! Never cross that kid, I guess. :)

Fly 12-30-2009 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wes Mantooth (Post 2742462)

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house to see the fallout.





fuckin' eh.......me too.:thumbsup:

Strange Famous 12-31-2009 10:07 AM

the kids out of order in my opinion. There is no reason to humiliate his sister cos he is pissed off with his parents.


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