Craven Morehead

levite

Holy shit....

Mental note: keep track of whatever the equivalent to Facebook is when my kids hit the teen years....

That's so wrong, I so shouldn't laugh...and I can't stop laughing...!

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Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
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(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

Plan9

(insert Facebook parable)

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Daniel_

Funny. I'm glad I had open minded parents and no computers as a teenager.

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LoganSnake

That's pretty extreme.

Not bad though. I like how some of the people in list replied.

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Xerxys

It's like they canned Jerry Springer and distributed it to the masses.

Plan9

This is actually the reason I'm not on Facebook.

I don't want my exwife posting my "Hot Senior Ladies I'd Fuck" list.

Including those Angela Lansbury photoshops I kept in my sock drawer.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

LoganSnake

Bea Arthur!

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Plan9

What's up with this "Asian parents are strict" stuff?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Cynthetiq

what's a v-card?

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Slims

Virginity


That's hilarious. But I guess one betrayal deserves another.

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Cynthetiq

oh..

what no black cherry?

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

ratbastid

BLAM! You ALL get a taste of the Bitch Puddin'!

onodrim

OMG, so wrong, and so funny! Her brother is right though, what can she do? She can't exactly go to their parents about it, LMAO. If I were one of the guys on the list who was also tagged on facebook, I don't know if I would avoid her or call her right then.

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The_Jazz

As a parent, all I can say is "thank god I have boys".

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Cynthetiq

wait, how can she give up the v-card to more than one person.. maybe it's just the va-jay jay.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

wooÐs

I thought it meant Valentine's card.

ObieX

I feel sorry for the guy who ate her out. Seems he's only worth a kiss even after all that hard work.

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The_Jazz

What's "NVMI" next to Jacob mean?

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

wooÐs

nevermind?

It's actually nvm + exclamation point.

onodrim

[/COLOR]notice she didn't cross out anyone who was a potential v-card so it's still on the list!

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-Carl Sagan

Craven Morehead

If I were Brian, I'd get a haircut.

The_Jazz

If I were a newly shorn Brian, I'd make sure to wear a condom. Maybe two.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

wooÐs

I think we all need to give her some credit for setting goals to be accomplished by 4/2010.

Jetée

Ah, damn. I was going to post this soon (I found it around two days ago).

Guess it had a good response.

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Reese

No no, I think you misunderstand. The V-card isn't hers.. The v-card means the guy is a virgin. That's why people with V-card aren't crossed out.

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bazkitcase5

hahaha, that is so awesome

I really like Britney telling him that it was his fault for having beer in his room in the first place. Maybe Katie shouldn't have kept a list of her whoring activities in her room either. And better yet, not rat on her brother in the first place! I agree, Karma is a bitch! lol

man, this is so funny

Bill O'Rights

Yeah, I don't get the "V-card" and the "NVM!" either. But, then again, I guess that I really don't need to to pick up on the fact that Katie is gettin' fucked. In soooo many ways. I hope for his/her sake, that Chris is a very very light sleeper. I'm also guessing that, by now, it wouldn't matter if Brian shaved his head bald. He ain't gettin' that blow job from Katie.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

lostgirl

Why would you make a list of such things? This is too funny!

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Bill O'Rights

Well...if nothing else, it demonstrates that she is well organized, goal oriented, pays attention to details and works within deadlines.

She's going to make some lucky boss one hell of a sexetary...er...secretary.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

genuinegirly

I wouldn't be shocked if the brother made this himself and posted it out of spite.

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Shauk

You're trying to hard to look at the situation for more than it is. take it at face value, it's funnier that way


Why am I not on this list. damnit, even a haircut won't save me.

Wes Mantooth

Oh my god thats funny!

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house to see the fallout.

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Cynthetiq

if he did, he writes like a girl.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

bazkitcase5

haha, at first I thought it could be fake too, but its more funny to assume otherwise

and NVM = nevermind

ObieX

I dunno.. that "dick sucking list" line was a good one and leads me to believe its real. (that is if this whole facebook entry is even real to begin with )

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wooÐs

There are also the replies from Katie herself.

Toaster126

V-card is definitely her virginity... because the list was hypothetical at the time of writing, and she was a virgin, she wrote several boys she was down for having her first time with.

On the facebook tip... WOW! He tagged all the people in the note! Never cross that kid, I guess.

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Fly

fuckin' eh.......me too.

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Strange Famous

the kids out of order in my opinion. There is no reason to humiliate his sister cos he is pissed off with his parents.

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