How to make the perfect Burger
 

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mmmm time for lunch!

That is some bullshit! For the first time I hate having read a thread on TFP, my quest for the perfect burger is hereby ended ... this is the equivalent of telling kids santa doesn't exist!

I'm disturbed that she's referring to the burger as "him".

I know it's a metaphor, beginning with referring to the patty as "our star", but still. I think she's a little too close to her work, if you follow me.

Sorry to dissapoint you....maybe we need a "Where to get a perfect burger " thread?

xoxoxoo

That is a Stepford Burger.
I'd like to see "him" try to survive in the wild.

The burger is a lie!