12-14-2009, 02:28 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: NYC
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Perfect gift for that special someone: jewel-encrusted vibrator!
At Forbes.com we see the following story of critical importance to our lives:
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Though I did think the matching earrings and necklace was a nice touch. I wonder if those are battery-operated, too. |
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12-14-2009, 02:33 PM | #2 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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I guess that's another way to get "royally fucked."
Wocka, wocka, wocka!
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12-14-2009, 03:29 PM | #4 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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"Encrusted" is not an adjective that should be used with "vibrator."
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