Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women
 

(I'm sorry if this has been shared here before - wasn't sure whether to put it here or the humour forum)

He's got the fridge game locked down.

I have to say, if your getting many women to take a look at what is in your fridge, there is a good chance that your already getting many women...

I can see it now, guy walks by cutie in the grocery store. She looks up and he smiles, winks and says "Hey girl, my refrigerator is stocked. Wanna come over sometime?"

"You want a freeze pop little nigga?!"

This is true and so true that it unfortunately becomes a habit. Not only do you get women to your house but men too of all walks of life will now want to grab something to eat at your house.

When I got a couch a colleague almost became a fixture on it because I had internet ad food. All he could ever need. It ended awkwardly when I hinted at him that he has to leave ("Dude, your eating all my food and I have a girl coming over, you need to go!") suffice it to say he never came back.

Also, see this for further reading on entertaining gone wrong.