How To Eat A Chicken Wing
 

No shit!

I saw this the other night and thought, damn, all these years I've been eating them wrong.

I just grab one end, put the other end in my mouth, and slowly pull it out as I suck and nibble the meat off. When it's out, there is only bone with no more meat on it.

If the bone ends are crispy, I often eat those, too. I will also occasionally enhance my intake of roughage by eating quite a bit of the cartilage...sort of like a crispy/chewey snack.

But I like his method, too, especially if you like playing with your food.

It's a simple and effective technique, but this is more of an right-off-the-bone kind of eat, isn't it? Deboned chicken wings are boring.

This is perfect for me. That's one thing I hate about chicken wings is the process of gnawing them off a bone like some rabid animal. I'd much rather de-bone before actually enjoying this time. :)

Shit, I think I have lunch planned even.

Yeah, this is the way i eat them too. It's just a bit harder to de-bone the drummettes (sp?) But I guess this way I get a little of the animal-gnawing out of my system without me LOOKING like an animal...

After all i am from the male species ;-)

That's for people that don't wanna get messy. Lame.

I just split the wing apart and eat the meat that was in the middle....

This is still excellent advice, should you be dining on 'atomic' chicken flesh in some 5 star establishment... and all.

Wow, this quite the revelation for me. I'm kinda excited.

So it's kinda like a hand grenade... pull bones, throw flesh in mouth.

No more gnawing like an idiot for me.

I'm gonna keep doing it the "wrong" way. Not that deboning a chicken wing isn't thrilling.

maybe somebody can use genetic engineering and grow chickens without bones in their wings ....PROBLEM SOLVED?

Animal 57!

HEY! That ratbastard Larson stole my idea! :grumpy:

Long time ago, a friend and I worked out a genius no-effort retirement plan to run a boneless chicken ranch.

See, the chicken coop will be at the bottom of a long, sloping, grassy hill. Every day, we scoop up the birds in a bulldozer and drive them to the top of the hill. As the day progresses, the birds slowly tumble downhill, allowing them to eat lots of nice bugs and grass along the way. By nighttime, the birds have tumbled all the way back down the hill, right into their coop, along with the eggs they laid that afternoon.

Easy, peasy.

Then we smoked another bowl.

Well, as a Buffalonian, I have to label that video as garbage.

If you want to eat a flat, you do what BadNick stated above:
1) Grab one end
2) Insert in mouth
3) Use teeth and tongue to remove meat as you slowly withdraw the flat from your mouth
4) Once out of the mouth, inspect flat for meat scraps
5) Gnaw off meat scraps, along with delicious cartilage
6) Discard bone in bucket, on plate, on ground, in friend's lap, etc.
7) Repeat until wings are gone or you explode

I skip the dipping part because I just cannot stand blue cheese and blue cheese dressing. Tastes like what I would imagine a grave would taste like.

Also, WTF was he dipping? Parmesan?!?! There are only a few "true" options:
1) Traditional blue cheese dressing.
2) Hot wings
3) Extra how wings
4) Suicidal wings

Anything else is just a crime against the laws of nature :)

Typing all of this has made me miss Duff's wings. I'll need to schedule myself a visit now for some suicides, a bowl of fries, and a big 'ol glass of Loganberry!