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Old 11-02-2009, 11:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Manbat!

This amused me greatly, for no reason I can adequately explain.

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Old 11-02-2009, 11:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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... that dude is so asking for a taser.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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... that dude is so asking for a taser.
And then he would be VERY VERY lucky.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...that's oddly amusing. Sneaking up on someone pumping gas doesn't seem like a very good idea, though.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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he's lucky he didn't get shot by the guy at the ATM!
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Cardio.
Avoid public restrooms.

Double tap.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
To the Ghostbusters song even...

Amazing.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I really can't imagine anyone who would see someone in a giant fuzzy bat costume and think 'Quick! Shoot it!'

I don't know what France's gun laws are like. Are pistols common there?

I still think it's funny, anyway.

The phrase at the end, by the way, translates roughly to 'It is by doing nothing important that one becomes no one important.'
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:47 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I really can't imagine anyone who would see someone in a giant fuzzy bat costume and think 'Quick! Shoot it!'
Yeah, we think that cause we are Canadians, but every so often, I read about some kid in the states, shooting someone with a water pistol, and getting blown away by a glock in return.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Cardio.
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Double tap.
Haha another Zombieland fan
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wow that was hilarious!!!

The last one was freaking gold!
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