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loquitur 10-29-2009 06:25 AM
doesn't everyone meet strippers in a cemetery?
 
Apparently, South Carolina State Attorneys do:
Quote:
Police: SC state attorney caught with stripper

By MEG KINNARD

The Associated Press
1:56 p.m. Wednesday, October 28, 2009

COLUMBIA, S.C. — A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.

Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

Baraka_Guru 10-29-2009 06:33 AM
Sex and death and all that.

Plan9 10-29-2009 06:52 AM
Pffft, I'd totally do a stripper in a grave yard... plenty of solid objects to hold onto.

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I like how he states that he carries around Viagra and sex toys at all time... ya know, "just in case."

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Aaah, I miss Columbia.

ShaniFaye 10-29-2009 07:37 AM
Where in that article does it say Georgia state attorneys? The dude is in SC

I will be in Columbia tomorrow....doing genealogy work...I think I will need to stay out of the cemeteries lol

Plan9 10-29-2009 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaniFaye (Post 2722758)
I will be in Columbia tomorrow....doing genealogy work...I think I will need to stay out of the cemeteries lol
But there are free sex toys and Viagra for all involved!

ShaniFaye 10-29-2009 07:46 AM
I think there would be something more creepy about me alone in a cemetery with viagra and sex toys that that guy in the article lol

loquitur 10-29-2009 11:55 AM
Shani, you're right. I saw "AJC" and figured it's Georgia but it was in fact SC.

dlish 10-30-2009 07:22 PM
death and sexes....

only two certainties in this world


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