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loquitur · 10-29-2009, 06:25 AM

Apparently, South Carolina State Attorneys do:

Quote:

Police: SC state attorney caught with stripper

By MEG KINNARD

The Associated Press
1:56 p.m. Wednesday, October 28, 2009

COLUMBIA, S.C. — A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.

Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

Baraka_Guru · 10-29-2009, 06:33 AM

Sex and death and all that.

Plan9 · 10-29-2009, 06:52 AM

Pffft, I'd totally do a stripper in a grave yard... plenty of solid objects to hold onto.

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I like how he states that he carries around Viagra and sex toys at all time... ya know, "just in case."

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Aaah, I miss Columbia.

ShaniFaye · 10-29-2009, 07:37 AM

Where in that article does it say Georgia state attorneys? The dude is in SC

I will be in Columbia tomorrow....doing genealogy work...I think I will need to stay out of the cemeteries lol

Plan9 · 10-29-2009, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

I will be in Columbia tomorrow....doing genealogy work...I think I will need to stay out of the cemeteries lol

But there are free sex toys and Viagra for all involved!

ShaniFaye · 10-29-2009, 07:46 AM

I think there would be something more creepy about me alone in a cemetery with viagra and sex toys that that guy in the article lol

loquitur · 10-29-2009, 11:55 AM

Shani, you're right. I saw "AJC" and figured it's Georgia but it was in fact SC.

dlish · 10-30-2009, 07:22 PM

death and sexes....

only two certainties in this world

10-29-2009, 06:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Sex and death and all that. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

10-29-2009, 06:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Pffft, I'd totally do a stripper in a grave yard... plenty of solid objects to hold onto. ... I like how he states that he carries around Viagra and sex toys at all time... ya know, "just in case." ... Aaah, I miss Columbia. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-29-2009, 07:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Where in that article does it say Georgia state attorneys? The dude is in SC I will be in Columbia tomorrow....doing genealogy work...I think I will need to stay out of the cemeteries lol __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-29-2009, 07:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I think there would be something more creepy about me alone in a cemetery with viagra and sex toys that that guy in the article lol __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-30-2009, 07:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	death and sexes.... only two certainties in this world __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-29-2009, 11:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	Shani, you're right. I saw "AJC" and figured it's Georgia but it was in fact SC.