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Old 10-21-2009, 06:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Praise the Lord! Jesus appears in a bathroom stall door

Under the heading of "you can't make this stuff up," I offer the following news item. As usual, without comment from me because it speaks for itself. Click through to the article if you want to see a photo of this phenomenon.
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A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men’s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant.

There is some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.

One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.

"I was only heading to the toilet and found God.

"My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.

"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."

In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA.

A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."

If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Holy shit!

*rimshot*

...

That isn't Jesus, it's [Charles Manson / Santa Claus / Roachboy]!

*rimshot*
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This stuff is all over - you see what you want. A couple of cases in point (and I don't care if they've been chopped - made me LOL).
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was funny and demented at the same time!! Loved it.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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OMG Kramus, that 1st pic. It took me a sec before I realized what it really was then burst out laughing at me desk.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Classy, took me a min to realize that the J-man was in that dogs butt.
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Old 10-21-2009, 05:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's not jesus, That's the knight guarding the cup in The Last Crusade!

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