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Old 10-08-2009, 07:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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More Scandinavian Sex Tourism

It's amazing what some people will persuade themselves is true:
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SWEDISH tourism bodies have been swamped with inquiries from millions of men captivated by a mythical town rumoured to be home to 25,000 sex-mad lesbians.

The town of "Chako Paul City" is said to have been founded in 1820 in the northern Swedish woods by a wealthy man-hating widow.

Two blonde women are rumoured to stand guard at the town, which also features a medieval castle.

Many of the town’s female residents became lesbians “because they could not suppress their sexual needs”, Chinese news service Harbin News reports.

The myth has been embraced by the Chinese media, with millions of men crippling the country’s internet providers trying to find out how to get to the town.

However, men have been warned by media reports that they risk being “beaten half to death” by police if they dare pay a visit.
I foresee reports this winter of libidinous young tourists being found frozen half to death in the northern forests of Sweden as they search for this modern version of El Dorado. The complete news story is here.
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Old 10-08-2009, 10:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I am getting on the next plane, screw eating, I just wanna get at the wimenz!
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Pfft. want to go to Europe to get laid go to Prague.
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So, I don't get this. There is a whole town of lesbians.... and guys want to go? Arn't lesbians defined by the fact they don't have sex with men? That's like saying I want to go back in time so I can be raped, tortured, and killed by mythical amazonian women. Then again, I've never understood the love of lesbians by men, seems like guys would be against someone who could fuck and lick better than they could.

I do hand it to Sweden, they know who to hit up for tourist money. I would love to see the pie chart for tourism in Sweden, where a quarter of the chart is listed as "Rich Horny Idiots".
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Eden: you actually expect guys to have a rational thought when sex and women are involved?

you have more faith in the male sex than I do
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Note: Real lesbians are not nearly as "awesome" as TeeVee lesbians.
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Old 10-16-2009, 06:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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They are if you need your carburetor rebuilt.
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Old 10-16-2009, 06:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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They are if you need your carburetor rebuilt.
Or help with landscaping. Or child care. Or be willing to bring beer over to complain about theirs and your kids.
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Old 10-17-2009, 02:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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As for the travel biz - there's a sucker born every day!

Go to Australia or New Zealand if you want women to notice you. Those are some coun tries short on men folk!
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Doesn't make sense to me either on why men want to go there. Heard Australia is the place to go as well!
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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you won't find this sort of nonsense in Norway !

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Old 11-12-2009, 04:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I remember reading about this.I'm not sure,but i think the rumour started in china,where the press had stories about it.
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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you won't find this sort of nonsense in Norway !

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Damn right!
But I must admit that even with all the beautiful norwegian girls - I still have a soft spot for swedish girls. It's something about their grace, beauty and the soft, melodic language (compared to norwegian)
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