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Reese · 09-19-2009, 02:08 AM

New 'Montauk Monster' spotted in Panama - Telegraph

SecretMethod70 · 09-19-2009, 02:21 AM

Kids kill naked sloth, think it is an alien. Xenophilia (True Strange Stuff)

Reese · 09-19-2009, 12:30 PM

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Kids, if this was a real alien it would have sucked your violent little brains out through your feet before you could swing a stick or throw a rock. In fact, about fifty nasty angry aliens are probably going to do just that to each of you tonight. You can’t hide from them. The aliens are coming for you. They are coming to Panama.

haha! No wonder real aliens don't show themselves to us earthlings.. We'd end up beating it to death with a rock.. sigh.

SSJTWIZTA · 09-19-2009, 02:21 PM

its a street light.

Baraka_Guru · 09-19-2009, 02:22 PM

Poor little guy....

...fucking teenagers....

blahblah454 · 09-19-2009, 04:21 PM

Wow. "Look its an animal creature, lets beat it to death!"

I hope their parents are proud of the nice kids they raised.

SecretMethod70 · 09-19-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA

its a street light.

You, sir, win three internets.

Bear Cub · 09-19-2009, 06:18 PM

Maybe it stole their precious?

Jetée · 09-19-2009, 06:22 PM

I can think of no less than 10 major motion pictures, 8 novels, and around 6 television series off the top of my head that capture the essence of this story.

District 9 is a good recent example of this: we are afraid of what we don't understand, so we seek extinguish it in order to alleviate our apprehensions.

09-19-2009, 02:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Teens kill alien sea monster with sticks. New 'Montauk Monster' spotted in Panama - Telegraph __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

09-19-2009, 02:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	Kids kill naked sloth, think it is an alien. Xenophilia (True Strange Stuff) __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

09-19-2009, 02:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	its a street light. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-19-2009, 02:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Poor little guy.... ...fucking teenagers.... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

09-19-2009, 06:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Maybe it stole their precious? __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

09-19-2009, 04:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Wow. "Look its an animal creature, lets beat it to death!" I hope their parents are proud of the nice kids they raised.

09-19-2009, 06:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I can think of no less than 10 major motion pictures, 8 novels, and around 6 television series off the top of my head that capture the essence of this story. District 9 is a good recent example of this: we are afraid of what we don't understand, so we seek extinguish it in order to alleviate our apprehensions. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi