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Old 09-19-2009, 02:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Teens kill alien sea monster with sticks.

New 'Montauk Monster' spotted in Panama - Telegraph
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Kids kill naked sloth, think it is an alien. Xenophilia (True Strange Stuff)
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Kids, if this was a real alien it would have sucked your violent little brains out through your feet before you could swing a stick or throw a rock. In fact, about fifty nasty angry aliens are probably going to do just that to each of you tonight. You can’t hide from them. The aliens are coming for you. They are coming to Panama.
haha! No wonder real aliens don't show themselves to us earthlings.. We'd end up beating it to death with a rock.. sigh.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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its a street light.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Poor little guy....

...fucking teenagers....
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow. "Look its an animal creature, lets beat it to death!"

I hope their parents are proud of the nice kids they raised.
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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its a street light.
You, sir, win three internets.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Maybe it stole their precious?
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I can think of no less than 10 major motion pictures, 8 novels, and around 6 television series off the top of my head that capture the essence of this story.

District 9 is a good recent example of this: we are afraid of what we don't understand, so we seek extinguish it in order to alleviate our apprehensions.
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